/med/iterranean general

Coomposting irl edition

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Hello fren

Did a handshake and already forgot if I did a fish hand or not, sad!
Literally need to concentrate when I do one.

>June already

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Hello! Did the dude react weirdly?
Next time crush his hand so he knows you were just playing around.

Don't think so but he could have hidden his reaction.
Definitely was not a very firm handshake.
He is a big dood btw

>still 3 weeks until the white boy summer

Damn, only 20 days left to find a gf before summer...
Very well, the honor is safe then. Climbing will help with fish hands, your grip will be stronger than ever.

It's not that I can't grip, I just forget about gripping their hands

A man of Spanish nationality attacked a bunch of people in a restaurant with a knife and a bottle yesterday. This knife and bottle thing seems to be the latest trend at St. Julian's.

>when Brits don't want to take part in your balconing competition

I'm glad I'm nowhere near that shithole.

Speaking of shitholes, why's Any Forums being spammed with niko again?

Morning frens

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We are known for giving away citizenship to anyone.

Damn must feel frustrating when it's not even because of the grip itself. Our bodies and minds also work against ourselves. Hopefully we get complete mastery over them before all this is over.
>a man of spanish nationality
Kek, they know and we know, why even keep the charade?

The victims:
>A swiss man
>Two Italian guys
>A Paki's car

>/med/iterranean general
>anglospeak

UK is /med/ THOUGH

se fossimo proprio intenti a parlare nella nostra lingua autentica dovremmo tutti parlare i nostri dialetti, ma capisci anche tu che sarebbe un po' difficile capirci l'un l'altro

The United Kingdom is a Mediterranean country, which makes English a Mediterranean language. Its vocabulary is primarily derived from Latin and is widely spoken in many other Mediterranean countries (Cyprus, Malta, Portugal, etc.)

Perhaps you would be more comfortable conversing in Dutch, my arboreal friend?

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Seems like a clusterfuck. Let me guess, alcohol was involved?

The article mentions that the guy just stormed into a restaurant (causing damage to the car on his way in), grabbed a knife and a bottle, and started attacking people.

A Swede not a Swiss according to another article kek.

The amount of schizos today...

good evening

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Me on my way to St. Julian's.

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KEK immagina /med/ ma si parla Veneto Napoletano e Lombardo mentre gli altri parlano la propria lingua
sarebbe un puttanaio

C'è sempre l'esperanto