Just found out it's common in USA to masturbate in a sock or a pillow

>just found out it's common in USA to masturbate in a sock or a pillow

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>Americans need lotion to masturbate
Top kek

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I did this a little when i was a teenager, but nowadays i have the cum rag

Oh no no..

i feel so proud being circumcised but with enough foreskin to not use lube
my parents must have tipped the jewish doctor generously

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why not just cum in underwear

because you have to basically take a shower or you are going to smell like cum?

Don't make fun of men trying to simulate a foreskin...
They are victims of a horrible crime.

>americans miss out on the pure joy that is cumming inside your foreskin

...that's not how circumcision works user

it doesnt smell if its inside your underwear, unless you cum like 3 or 4 times

it doesn't really cover my glans but i still have lots of skin to jerk off
i only use lube if i'm wasted and jerking off for 2 hours

I use a plastic glove with some liquid soap in it
Mount a couple of pillows for aboot 20 seconds and then I'm spent

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do americans really?

Me? Just cum on my belly and let it dry.

I wonder what having a full normal penis feels like

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i'm glad my parents never even considered mutilating me

>be 13
>do this
>wipe cum off belly
>walk around house shirtless because subtropics
>talking to mom and dad
>realize there's still visible wet cum inside my bellybutton

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Hispanic?

Do you guys really need lube and lotion? I am circumcised yet still masturbate fine without it.

Real

Wow, that's actually absurd. I would shower after it dried, cause I usually did it before bed. But someone in school once told me another kid smelled like dried cum so I stopped doing that.
Didn't know it had a specific smell

I cum into my foreskin and pinch the tip when I ejaculate before waddling over to the toilet to flush it down where it belongs

my retard parents got me circumcised. i learnt to masturbate by fucking a pillow.

dont do this.

i jerk off with my hands now but need lube.

based as fuck lmao, does it swell up like a balloon?

Yes, sometime I ejaculate too much and it spills on the floor while I waddle over to the toilet

It's shit, you have to clean it thoroughly every time, otherwise it will smell like a chemical weapon, and don't even get me started on the dick cheese situation

Just wash dude

if you are going to go out and buy lube why don't you just buy a fleshlight?

I masturbate with my hands but it feels very dry. I will buy lube soon.

It’s common to shit in public in China.

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I am circumcised and I don't use lotion, but also my preferred form of masturbation is shaking my balls while pushing my pinky finger against my perineum, which produces far more powerful orgasms than normal masturbation.

If you let dick cheese happen in the first place it's because you're fucking disgusting in the first place.

Genuinely do not understand how uncircumcised people can masturbate by fucking a pillow

i don't know how, maybe these niggas are just rubbing their head which is painfully sensitized from lack of foreskin so they need lube. i'm and i just jerk the shaft and never need lube, maybe these niggas are so circumcised they can't even do that
fucking barbaric

dick cheese is so yummy