You are doing a student exchange in England and you are talking with one of you girl classmates and this approaches you...

>You are doing a student exchange in England and you are talking with one of you girl classmates and this approaches you and say:
"alri lad, wot ar you tolkin wiv me daughtah??

What do you do?

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I screech he's a redditor and fart in his general direction, then wake up because there ain't no way I'm talking to a hoe and especially not an *ngoloid hoe

this is the girl you would be talking to

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Looks like me desu

henry

I kneel and raise my fist and say:
Oi, Black Loives Mattah

how do you know

>nipples showing
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHH

thats the shadow, l33t c00mer

no, it's not

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tell him what we talked about, given how autistic I am it was going to be something so mundane anyways that he would feel bad for me if anything

i hope this actually happens to me when i'm studying in england next year
he looks like a proper lad

Square up and say ya she seems to be nice then look to her and say curious is he the abusive controlling type?

And just be ready when tries to throw the first punch, then shoot for his leg

Start recording and if he says anything racist or tries to control his daughter I save the vid then blackmail him to fuck his daughter

Inform him that he is winding me up and that I am RONNIE PICKERING

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Or go apeshit and beat the shit out of him and blame it on your ptsd from controlling men back home just like him lol

Apologize to the girl and offer to make it up to her

>flag
>fart in his general direction
basé

why are browns always thinking about racism?

Ahahaha

las your daughter's pussy son argentinas

LMAO.

you say this
"we were discussing whether to do anal tonight"

then you all have a good laugh and go down the pub for a knees up