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he looks like he played football. I dont like niggers but I still feel bad for him

great news

>Flyers shirt
>He didn't fly so good
BRAVO NOLAN

>CALL DA AMBER LAMPS
oh my god

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>flyers shirt
>nasa shorts

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youtu.be/dobijKBaQCE?t=179

Did he have gigantism or something? He was a fucking U N I T.

glad he's dead desu

I see meat sauce

>that was air escaping from the folds of his fat

Nice made me chuckle

>GREAT BEAST FELLED
Miyazaki you've done it again

HOW IS THIS RACIST TRASH ALLOWED ON Any Forums????? WHERE ARE THE FU*KING MODS?????!!!!!????!!!!!

Having two flight-related items of clothing cancelled each other out, sadly.
If he'd just had one he'd be fine.

OOH LAWD HE GOIN TO DE SPIRIT IN DE SKY

They are dilating.

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Sucks to be the minimum wage guy in charge of the ride who allowed the fatty on the ride. He'll definitely get manslaughter.

Okay.

3rd world country tier

Lol nigger

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I watched it like 20 times. That was so cathartic. World is a slightly better place. Just think, the white woman he would have robbed and killed gets to live now. Or the toddler hit by a stray bullet in his drive by. Sometimes good things do happen

>just see someone die
>start repeatedly saying "get us off"
people have weird fetishes these days.

top kek

HE DIDNT FLY SO GOOD

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that is genuinely terrifying, rip to that kid

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>He was a brother
Racist bitch

How do you know he was one of the bad ones? Rip big nigga

kek
based Any Forums related kek

DAMN LOL, he's a big guy

gigantism is an anagram for niggatism

the kid’s seat clearly isn’t locked in the photos before the ride started, that’s his job to check

Least mentally ill Any Forumstard

>rip
rip, splat, crash, bang, wallop, etc.

The color of his skin mostly

kek

>he was a brother, a son, a friend
Maybe. He was also a hindrance on humanity.

my biggest worry is I'll die of a heart attack on these rides for some reason. its why I avoid the big roller coasters :/

He was trying to do a flip

Hope that coalburning whore gets killed by a nigger

but is it a hate crime

Or maybe he's asking why you wouldn't check on a man before sending him 50mph into the air

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For (You)

ELON WHY ISNT YOUR NEW TRAINING EXERCISE SAFE?? IT COSTED US THE LIFE OF A FUTUR ASTRONAUT

Yes. He will 100% be convicted of manslaughter because of that photo that shows fatty wasn't locked in. That's why I said it sucks to be him.

For you

so how exactly did he get out of this shit

Least alive nigger

I

I feel bad for the fucking crew workers who are probably going to get thrown under the bus when the park gets sued. And they probably only make minimum wage doing this. That fucking sucks

If his seatbelt failed due to his weight, would he die?

they just let a nigger die whos seat belt wasnt even close to being on

>He didn't fly so good
And read the meltdown and get some laughs

He probably did

RACIST theme park ride ruthlessly KILLS AFRICAN INFANT, are white people to blame??? Experts demand a ritual sacrifice of five white children in the name of equity.

exactly, poor guys do the world a favor and will probably get sued into bankruptcy for it

the harness isn't locked in. so the harness went up and he slid out.

He did something to deserve this I bet, I can tell by how he's black

>Read comments
>Did he get a refund

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And the world is a better place for it. Why should anyone ever get in trouble for that. They should get a medal

A life snuffed out forever in an instant. I’ve no time for these people but you have to be one sick puppy to wish this on a 14yr old.

DEFUND RIDE AND PARK BLACK LIVES MATTERS!!!

Kek.

>OH MY GOD A NIGGER DIED QUICK FIND SOME MINIMUM WAGE HUMAN WHOSE LIFE WE CAN RUIN
Americans

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>trips of rage
They work in mysterious ways

OH N-

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it literally looks like it's not on. how low IQ do you have to be to not realize theres something wrong

He thought he saw a bike and fucking leapt for it

Looks like he was wiggling his fat ass out of the seat.

How come fatty didn't just grab the handles? I always clutch them motherfuckers you can't trust some old latch or clip more than your own two hands.

>Be wagie
>Get put in cagie
Lesson learned. Stay unemployed or at least ignore the shit jobs, kids.

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I don't side with niggers but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't launch someone without a seatbelt 500 feet into the air

Why is it called an amusement part this wasnt very amusing

>read comments
>30% of discussion is midwits complaining about someone filming

BOMBO KLAAAAAAAA

so how did the nog not notice it himself?

When the ride falls fast, his body rises. the restraint was locked, but due to his size was high up. Then when the ride comes to a stop, theres too much of a gap that when his hips come down, instead of going backwards into the seat, they slipped forward out. It really wasnt designed for larger people. And there was no seatbelt.

Would Any Forums rather take their chances dying on a boeing jetliner or carnival ride?

Speak for yourself

rippen?

Was probably scared the dude would chimp out about not being allowed to ride and ruin his shift.

this is america. nobody is responsible for their own actions.

this nigga literally called Tyre lmao
guess he was too Tyred to hang on

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HA HA someone died HA HA .
He must have absolutely SHIT himself on the way down. Lol.

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slippen

i already said it in my post

CALL DA AMBERLAAAAMPS MANG

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another future criminal dead lets go

Look at this fucking pavement ape and tell me he's the same species as me and I'll fucking smack you.

Omg did he died?

carnival ride
god I hate flying

Hehe fuckin hell, this is one of the most delusional posts I've seen

EVERY NIGHT YOU WERE TRIPPIN OUT
AND IN THE MORNIN YOU WERE COMIN DOWN

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HAHA THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. BYE NIGGER!! HAHAHA TYPE 1 FOR TOTAL NIGGER DEATH

aren't the workers suppose to check if the harness is locked in?

Only physically

>Flat Tyre

>100 replies to this thread already
Television & Film?

Ya dude I’m sure he was going to be a law abiding citizen and doctor. Lmao

Yes we are Any Forums. Yes we hate niggers. Not too crazy to understand...

Duh.

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>literally nobody even attempts to help him
wtf you guys told me it was only Chinese bugpeople who act like that...

My sides

>noo you can't just have fun threads
Call the jannies faggot

Denial of reality right here, folks

he can impregnate your mother

>(formerly Fat Tyre)

Dude it's a nigger, not a person. Theres like a 90% chance he would become a criminal

how are you supposed to help someone that exploded on the ground

It was locked dumbass. Go look at the picture. Even if locked, theres too much space to slip out due to his size and theres no seatbelt.

>fall like five feet onto concrete which is relatively soft
>Die like a bitch
Lol what a weak loser. I would have simply not died

R I P P E N

oh ya? what are the elements of manslaughter in Florida?

They tried, but he called them racist

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T R I P P E N

Help him? Did you hear that fucking noise? He was dead on impact.

What do you think was going though his mind for that split second?

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Whomstve are you quoting?

His spine I reckon

>sheeeiii-

bro, he fucking died on impact.

Im a scrawny manlet, but I avoid these kinda rides cause I'm terrified of this shit happening to me.

The cure for cancer according to some faggots in this thread