Why does he make Any Forums seethe so much?

Why does he make Any Forums seethe so much?

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>cia asset
>mob ties
>took on the yakuza
>broke James Bond's wrist
>made a film about the environment before Al Gore
>Defeated the Warner Brothers
>called out Tom Cruise
>deputy sheriff
>black belt in martial arts
>action icon
>international businessman
>wine connoisseur
>independent film star
>reality TV star
>dramatic TV star
>author
>screen writer
>director
>producer
>musician
>energy drink line owner
>Buddhist deity
>Sex Symbol
>Ambassador
>friends with putin
>Banned from by a country for being a national security threat
>climbed Hollywood in less than a decade
>spared jcvds life
>grew his hair back

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Gives bunny ears

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Lulz

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bogdanoffs bow to him

my heart is under siege

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Anyone seen punani

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deytookur

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for me, its punani doctor

He's based beyond belief.

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All of ours are

>song 21

such a sick bonus track

post the webm, you know which one

why do attractive people allow themselves to get fat?

Me want the punani

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>I would say the same thing, just to be polite. Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.

>checked

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Because he's Taliban

I think that's one of the few things he doesn't claim to be