Cyrano de Bergerac 2022

Will you watch this?

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No.

Midge

Lmao hes so small haha

How can you go from this

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So instead of having a huge nose, he's going to be a midget?

I can see this still working, but making the rival a nigger is definitely going too far. Too, too far.

>Check to see if this is real
>it's fucking real
Never let americans ever make another movie ever again EVER. I'm serious.

t

>"I can't help you with your red head problem"
>points to darkie
>"be he can"

There's one appealing aspect of that movie that I can see from that poster, and it's ruined by another aspect of the poster.

What an asshole, that role should’ve gone to a real big nose actor

JP poster isless Blacked andkawaii

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midge+IR cuckery? no chance

>mixed race couple
>midge from Game of Thrones who shit on the audience by saying they wanted a happy ending for the white people

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OP, if I wanted to watch a midget get cucked I'd look in your mirror

So a reddit dwarf writes letters or whatever so a negro can impress and fuck a woman? kek who writes this shit?

anglos

beats my why anyone wouldn't watch 90's cyrano instead of this pile of shit but then again nobody really did
>6.1 million in box office vs. budget of 30 million
no surprise critics fucking love it

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smash kikes in the head with a hammer

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pop the heads off kikes with your hands

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i watched this movie with subtitles
really great acting and nice costumes

are they still acting as if the midget is the france's deadliest swordsman in this one as well?