How do I get a gf bros?

How do I get a gf bros?

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step 1: be over 6ft
step 2: be in the top 20% of male attractiveness
voila, gf you will get.

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Come from a rich or powerful elite family

you don't

Be her uncle.

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If you have to ask, you'll never have one

uhh I did both steps, where is my gf?

is 13-16 year old p*sy good for you?

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transition and find another transbian.
then, touch dicks together

>165561937
post face and side profile

Smoke some crack and hang out with your dead brother's family.

Jesus Christ. Not that hard. Stop being scared of women and learn how to talk to them.

my face

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> gf
Where is her penis?

No I don't think I will

To get a girlfriend you need to find a girl who will try rise in social status by being with you. Then it’s just a matter of winning the competition among her potential partners since she’ll choose whichever made raises her status the most. If you can’t get a girl it’s because your going after girls higher status than you, or you’re going after highly competitive girls and can’t beat out your competitors since your status isn’t higher than theirs. You’ll need to lower your standards or increase your status.

Stop trying to get one.

unironically this

Trans are the easiest ones and will fall for you over any sort of compliments because its rare they get one. You dont need to transition tho, just find a MTF who is into dudes. Ive fucked a few of them. Ive had one gf before, and was much more difficult than just banging some trans

is nat cute

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She reminds me of the dazed and confused girl

aint that hard as long as youre not ugly. also have sex op

why is it always webms of little girls

I want to masturbate to grown women goddamnit

Go up to a cute girl and tell them you have a small penis

>little girls
shes like 16 though

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Sorry user. You look Namekian. Girls know they don't have dicks...

you can tell someone is completely clueless as to how dating modern women is if they act desperate like you
you'll find out theres an 80 percent chance the girl you date will be torturing you
go lift weights and stop being gay

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