Rogan — in a very grinchy way — has stolen Christmas and replaced it with the Festival of Lights.
Seth Rogen is clearly stepping up his Jewiness with a recent announcement that he’s sponsoring a very Rogen bar mitzvah for buddy James Franco in October. But with his new film, “The Night Before” to hit theaters in November, Rogen is authoritatively answering the age-old question, “Where the heck are all the Hanukkah movies?”
Rogan’s “The Night Before” title is an allusion to the opening line of the classic poem “A Visit From Saint Nicholas” or more commonly known as “The Night Before Christmas.” And from the looks of the trailer, it’s more than just a movie about three friends (Rogan, fellow yid Joseph Gordon-Levitt, and Anthony Mackie) who have a last night of debauchery on Christmas Eve.
The trailer also includes other gems for the Israelite crowd, such as Rogan walking through a Chinese restaurant, pointing out his sweater to a bunch of Hassids enjoying some General Tso’s and lo mein.
The jaw-dropping climax of the trailer has Rogan’s character in the middle of a crowded church as he shouts “We didn’t kill Jesus! We didn’t do it!”
>Karma is a certain five letter word that rhymes with “snitch” and Seth Rogen and Sarah Silverman are both dealing with it after their trashy new Christmas series started bombing.
>And don’t take our word for how lame this series is. On two major media review aggregator sites, IMDB.com and RottenTomatoes.com, the series has absolutely abysmal reviews.
>The show stars a foul-mouthed Sarah Silverman (is there any other?) as an ambitious Christmas elf looking to take over the Christmas present delivery gig from an aging and over-the-hill Saint Nick, who’s played by an equally raunchy Seth Rogen.
Imagine these two creatures fucking and sucking each other off in the background while making this filth
>I don't like to beef publicly on Twitter That's literally all he does 24/7 though.
Nolan Smith
>Where the heck are all the Hanukkah movies?
Hollywood barely produces Christmas movies. The most you usually get are generic secular winter holiday films that anyone can insert themselves in.
Cameron Fisher
Why would Barbara Streisand release a Christmas album?
Charles Hill
to distract from people photographing her house
Samuel Reyes
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Benjamin Martin
I've gotten to the point in my life where seeing the star of david bothers me in much the same way that the swaztika bothers other people.
Jackson Campbell
Nicely said. The Star of David is literal supremacism. And it's such a cold, point, abstract symbol that conveys dominance like a fortress. That anyone wearing it genuinely connects that symbol with peace is sad, and mostly insincere.
Gabriel Evans
This I have Jewish friends too. But some of these famous elite Jews are out of control
