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Ruby Granger edition

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i hate w*men

not a fan of them

Got k cramps for the first time and now I have to take a long break again but I have been enjoying being ketty from 3pm till 4am every day for a week and not having to deal with anything I just lie on my bed and watch documentaries and listen to music.

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Anime

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read a few quotes from Seneca

have to say he knew a bit about life

An Epsom man has been jailed for ten years after a series of sexual attacks on lone women.

Warren Morton, 23, was sentenced on May 24 at Guildford Crown Court.

Morton, of East Street in Epsom, pleaded guilty to three sexual assaults, two common assaults and breaching his Sexual Risk Order (SRO).

As well as the prison sentence, he was also given a Sexual Harm Prevention Order.

On June 30, 2021, whilst Morton was on court bail for assaults he had committed in 2020, he attacked a woman in her 20s in a wooded area of Epsom Common.

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She was walking along a wooded pathway on the common when Morton attacked her from behind, causing her to fall backwards onto the floor.

The woman managed to fight Morton off her, flagged down a dog walker and contacted police.

The attacker ran off out of the common and back towards Epsom town centre.

Morton also pleaded guilty to an assault that occurred on September 16, 2020, where he approached a woman walking along a street and grabbed her buttocks from behind.

The woman confronted Morton and he fled.

On the same day, Morton approached a girl under the age of 16 who challenged his behaviour causing him to run off.

Morton made a third attack on July 28, 2020, when he followed a woman into an alleyway and grabbed her from behind, causing her to fall on her back, before kissing her and making off.

DC Hollie said: “The fact that Morton is behind bars for 10 years reflects the seriousness of his offending, which continued despite the fact that he had been given a Sexual Risk Order and was on bail for previous similar offences.

“Knowing that he will be in prison for a significant length of time will hopefully allow the victims to begin moving on with their lives.

“This man’s predatory behaviour simply cannot be condoned and knowing that is off the streets will reassure the local community that his offending has been curtailed.”

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would losing weight remove his balloon features or would he still look like that

gonna tear down any fag flag i see this month

even cutting bf by a few percent can make a big difference to the face

me on the bottom

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10 years for pinching some bums? you get less for stabbing people

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*slides into /shit/*

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gonna tear down any fag flag i see this month

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nah sometimes facial fat is purely down to genes i.e. low bf % won't change anything
Still probably worth slimming down anyway if you're fat though mate

We shall partake on groundworks, as that is what the Lord made us for at the beginning.

why does he look like an AI generated image

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Is it true that virgin and trad women still exist in bongland?

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Kek

I hate fat people.

thought this was amer at busstop.webm

hope he died
skateboarding scum

10 years for grabbing arses

retard

My brother found one but she is 17, hes 20

morb won

Good news lads
Finally caught that little runt Mikey

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yikers

Conned volleyball star spends £600,000 thinking he was dating Brazil model for years
>Former Italian national volleyball player Roberto Cazzaniga was convinced he was in love and engaged to long-distance fiancé ‘Maya’ but he was the victim of an elaborate scam using a photograph of the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio

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Epsom assalts LOL

honestly very grim how little people care about epstein while caring about amber heard

not surprising, still depressing

Heaven

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They get after people for so-called hate crimes, IIRC I think tearing down sodomy flags is how the FBI nabbed the Proud Boys leader

imo fat transforms faces

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what a fucking retard

probably still looks ugly under all that makeup desu

dont know what that means

the fuck happened to this bitch she disappeared

*huff* need... italian... gf... *puff*

think i got banned

it does. i remember seeing myself in the family photos last christmas, and comparing them to the ones from 2 years ago (30kg lighter), genuinely astounding how much fucking worse i look. was actually quite handsome before, now i'm just the family slob.

Really not a fan of Adele

>An Italian sportsman has allegedly found himself in debt after being catfished into believing he was in love and engaged to a Brazilian supermodel with whom he was in a relationship with for more than 15 years.

15 years? He's 42. Since 27? Since 2007? This really fucked up

post more clothed, sire.

think i got banned still