Is there anyone actually named Bort?

is there anyone actually named Bort?

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that bort boy

That's actually my name.

Are you talking to me?

Bort is an English name meaning "fortified" per Wikipedia.

Me too

I look like that and am named like that.

I thought the joke was that the name is actually fairly common? My brother's name is Bort.

My last name is Bort and my first name begins with an A.

My last name is Bort and my first name is Bort.

I name my souls characters Bort because it sounds dumb.

you are all abortions for sure

I prefer names that start with an S.

Bort from Attack on Titan.

zanzibort... forgive me...

Now here's a funny story: My name is actually Gort but people are always calling me Bort by mistake.

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>abortion
Heh that's what everyone called my brother 'a-bort', his nose is fucked so at some point a rumor started he started he survived an abortion attempt.

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"We're out of 'Bort' licence plates"

You had your fun guys, now stop pretending your name is Bort. Only my name is Bort.

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Might name my wifes son bort.

reddit thread

its dutch name