>protagonist tries to develop a new healthy habit but gets bored of it after a week
Protagonist tries to develop a new healthy habit but gets bored of it after a week
Liam Long
Mason Jenkins
>protag feels really good for the first time in a while but has to self sabotage because he feels shame for thinking he can be or feel better since nothing ever works out anyway, fuck it
Brody Foster
>Protagonist experiences a moment's worth of epiphany followed by weeks of death anxiety
Michael Cooper
Who do you spoiler text from a phone
Andrew Campbell
>Protagonist goes to bed without lying awake for an extra 5 hours
Liam Myers
I’ll use this dumb thread to try
/spoiler
Grayson Watson
I just want my hair back bros. I don't feel like me without it. I don't even recognise myself in the mirror
Samuel Martinez
>Protagonist doesn't know how to spell protagonist and has to look at how other anons wrote it
Alexander Long
I would also like to know this
Connor Wright
DUMB THREAD FOR A DUMB NIGGER
Xavier Wilson
its very easy
Ethan Johnson
>protagonist slowly realizes the girl who told him that "im not good for you", was just being nice to gun as she let him down
Sebastian Carter
>protagonist has sex, but the cost is too high
Daniel Russell
user it's easy you just do it like this
Edit: Oops forgot the spoiler haha
Juan Reed
>Protagonist keep putting "missed punch" on amazon app and don't going to work until he gets fired
Jeremiah Moore
>protagonist gets banned for a silly reason so he turns airplane mode on and then off
William Lee
Does this actually work? I'll usually just switch browsers
Jonathan Barnes
>protagonist struggles to talk to girl due to crippling misogyny
Jack Myers
>Protagonist sleeps for one hour during which he experiences vivid nightmares with multiple false awakenings
>Stays awake and delicious for an extra day after
Robert Moore
>protagonist finally has sex
>nothing changes and his life is still miserable
What are some kinos about false prophecies?
Ian Hall
>protagonist takes massive shit in the morning and then takes another massive shit at night
Caleb Cruz
>protagonist fell for the sex meme instead of get a gf that doesn't make you want to kill yourself
ohnonon
Brandon Edwards
>and delicious
Isaac Wood
>Protagonist family no longer helds down and outright insult him for killing the idea of what he would be they had when he was a born
Jordan Powell
It was supposed to be delirious
Justin Collins
>protagonist is a greedy-guts
Luis Long
Is not having it once, is having it at least three times a day that will make you happy
Xavier Howard
>protagonist realizes he's not the protagonist just a mere spectator
Carter Johnson
kek