Watching Capekino with gf, friend, and friend's gf during quarantine

>Dr. Manhattan: "Reassembling myself was the first trick I learned. It didn't kill Osterman. Did you really think it would kill me?"
>both gfs, in perfect harmony: "Who's Osterman?"

So Any Forums, when did you decide to never again watch a movie with women?

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But who was Oyster Man?

who is osterman?

Were they on their phones? I've kicked women out of my place before if they scroll through Instagram during movie time.

I've only seen it once, but I thought that the movie only mentioned his first name (Jon) and never his surname (Osterman) until that moment?

>having friends
>having a gf
>whining that they want to watch kino with you
commit suicide

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What am I looking at?

I didn't read your subject at first and thought you have 2 gf

I also didn't watch that movie so I don't know who's osterman or dr. manhattan

I'm oysterman

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its okay to watch movies with women but you let them pick because no matter what they'll stop watching a quarter of the way through and want to fuck so you dont have to hear their stupid opinions. neat little trick i learned a while ago, dont torture the poor girl(s).

When I watched it with my gf and he was gang banging her she said "I wish you could do that".
Is my gf a whore?

>interacting with women in any capacity
ngmi

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Some of us adjusted faggot

>when did you decide to never again watch a movie with women?

When she talked all the way through Shakespeare in Love.

He replaced Aquaman after he got arrested for being a massive pedo

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>gf says shes bored with watching action/manly/sci fi movies
>tell her I've got a good one with a strong woman character
>she happily agrees
>we sit down and watch Elizabeth
>she says shes bored

Never again.

lol sad little weeb throwing a temper tantrum because his friends grew up and he's a sad little loser still

AQUAMAN NOO

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That's his daughter

no but seriously who is that

what the hell