Truman throws a tantrum because his vacuum cleaner keeps getting stuck

>truman throws a tantrum because his vacuum cleaner keeps getting stuck

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>Trueman got sent to the psych ward again because he asked two cops to shoot him while drunk again
Kino moment

>Truman vacuums up something substantial by accident, but doesn't see what it was
>"Oops hope I don't need that"

>Truman stubs his toe against the door, and punches the wall in anger, hurting his hand, his day is now ruined

>Truman rolls a booger in his figertips 2 hours

>They're still keeping up with the Truman quits alcohol plotline
Surprising but I'm enjoying these episodes

>Truman decides he's not going to watch porn anymore and deletes all the links in his bookmarks, but a few days later desperately hunts through his history to find them again

>Truman starts to have a wank but isn't feeling it so gives up halfway
they never resolved that arc

>Truman starts a diary but throws it away after a few months because literally nothing happens in his life and he went weeks at a time without making an entry

>Truman gets piss down his pant leg because he didn’t shake out the last drops again

>Truman settles down for a wank but switching between videos he gets random thoughts
>he's now reading through a wikipedia page on Thomas Edison to see if he stole ideas from Tesla, all while his semi-erect dick is in his hand

>it's a Truman wishes he had some sort of terminal cancer just so he has an excuse to kill himself episode

>It's a Truman keeps picking at what he thought was a zit but was actually a mosquito bite and now he has a huge red lump on his face and he's embarrassed to go outside
Why is this episode on reruns every single week?

>Truman's car is making a horrible screeching sound so he just rolls the windows up and hopes for the best

>truman is home alone and bored so he puts his uncles old lobotomy ice pick in his dick hole again

>that episode where Truman remembers all the embarrassing things he did over 10 years ago randomly
Fuck these episodes

>Truman gets a Tinder
>sets up a date
>all great
>girls suggests she's not looking for anything serious, asks where he lives
>Truman instead ends a date and asks for a number, goes home empty handed
Hopefully he'll be less naive next season

>Truman is 30 years old and still faps over pictures of girls he fancied in school episode
>they're all married and have kids now
>he's still a virgin

>Truman gets insecure of how much toilet paper he needs to use to wipe his ass and uses newspapers to hide it from his wife

>It's a flashback episode to when Truman found his mum's dildo as a teenager and it turned him on so much he masturbated while sucking on it

>Truman spends the entire day trying to clean the smell out of his computer chair because it smells like ball sweat and ass from sitting around in sweat pants with no underwear all day for weeks on end

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>Truman is home alone and shouting the N word in the mirror

>Truman orders something online, pays for expedited shipping
>package doesn't arrive next episode
>never addresses this because the week after was Truman's Mom Finds the Poop Chamber arc

fucking hack writers I swear