>once had a fat italian friend over
>he ate two family sized packs of doritos
>dinner is ready and we subtly hint at him to fuck off
>he says "oh cool I haven't had a chicken pot pie in years"
>mom gave up some of hers just to feed him
>then she had bought these choc ices because it was summer
>and he ate 3 of those too
Swedish and Dutch niggas got the right idea
You give a nigga an inch and he'll take a mile
>american denying food
huh you are all greedy fat fucks who can't share aren't you
american "italian" and not real italian right
people tend to not act like entitled reatrds when they come to someone else's home here
lol can't even say fuck off to a socially retarded dude
Why do you call him friend if you won't even give him food?
kek this reminds me of myself when I did exchange in Texas. Went some dude's house, turns out he has a pantry full of fucking snacks, he offers me a candy bar. I must have eaten at least 6 more out of sheer lack of selfawareness and manners because I just kept going back to the pantry without asking lol. His face kek.
Family I lived with's small kids also accidently spilled the beans when they asked me why I i ate all their food
Man's gottta eat
I wouldn't invite an american for dinner either
chad dane vs virgin texan
No they are just mutts that feel proud of their 25% italian genes
based
based fat italian-american bvll
Sounds like the fat dude in this case got the short end of the stick. Nigga got singled out because nobody notices when a skinny dude eats kore than his share
3 feet is fuckton of food. Holy lardass
American Italians are whiter than actual Italians unironically. I see Italians every day here and they are not white, American Italians must have german or Swedish or some shit cause here is different than what I see on tv
>3 feet
Aye hol up. I thought this nigga just ate one of them 6 inch subs. WTF man
He ate 3 foot (1 meter) of the sandwich. That's not what you call the short end of the stick, that's too much
Yeah, I read the number 6 and my brain automatically filtered it into one of those subway 6 inch subs and got confused
He's not a real friend if you can't tell him to fuck off in his face.
not really
Wtf
Almost what you see here. I met this Italian American who flew here privately for business and he was pretty much white just had pure black hair and was on the bigger side
All good as long as he's got some solidarity. He ate like a kind as your guest, he better fucking feed his own guests like a king too.
Why are you friends with a fattie to start with? lmao that's on you
>>he says "oh cool I haven't had a chicken pot pie in years"
kek, based
Based danechad, when in rome
They are not Italian, they are latinos...
>That tattoo
Yikes