This looks so good

kino

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vikings probably didn't have six packs

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Not a single black dude?

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>anya joy
Into the trash it goes

>American
>Australian
>Argentinian
>but at least there are no niggers huh??
You racists disgust me.

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just looks like another capeshit movie

Why did nicole kidman bog herself bros

Tom Cruise mindfucked her, because she's taller than him.

I hate vikings so much, godless wooden-hut snowniggers who only preyed on undefended provinces because actual armies consistently obliterated them.

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not sure were you were going with that, all those countries were created by euros and have large euro populations. Would it somehow be less ahistorical to cast a Nigerian immigrant if she had Norwegian citizenship?

ugh it's got ayy lmao in it

Why does every single poster look like shit these days? Is poster design a lost art?

Yes, because at least she'd be able to speak a Nordic tongue.

Everything has been accelerating exponentially for the past 40 years. Even 20 years ago they were only producing a relatively small amount of movies compared to now, so the formula becomes more obvious.
It's similar to how capeshit movies have always been exactly the same, but you only notice now cause they release a new one every month

BEHOLD

>plastic faced kidman for a historical movie
why

I can't wait for the levels of tranny and kike seethe this kino is going to generate.

It's not that hard to believe that some of them would have low bf.

Who do anglos have such a hard on for these irrelevant snowniggers?

especially considering he was a slave ores man by the look of it

It's going to bomb just like the Last Duel

>le white killing everybody
So tiresome...

Is that supposed to look like generic historical action movie poster #3958133 ? What in the fuck is that

low bodyfat doesn't mean you have a six pack

Because they have cool stories and they werent gay like the romans and greeks.

who cares it will exist, just like the Last Duel

don't you get a six pack when doing only specific routines? even if their diet don't give them a belly if they just hunt and run they don't get 6 pack. The only job I can think of that gives you a 6 pack naturally is manually washing cars all day. I've seen a lot of them in asia and they don't work out at all but all of them have 6 packs.

rowing for 8 hrs a day does though

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>who cares
You when they stop making films for white people because they all bomb