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love socialism lads

kek

Jesus why are Scousers such a fucking embarrassment?
Can we just place breaching charges all around Liverpool and cast them off into the Irish sea?

After hearing of the 9-1-1 call, a school resource officer drove to the school's campus and pursued a teacher who they erroneously believed to be the gunman, driving past Ramos in the process.

Ramos then dropped a black ammunition bag and ventured further into the school.

foot fetishists should be put in camps

Mad how non-white Britain is. At least we have the excuse of sharing a massive border with a non-white country and importing millions of nigs for centuries. Brits got where they are just though immigration over a couple decades.
Mad.

plan is to move to liverpool (99% english or something like that) once I've made my money in london
not racist, just don't like non-english people simple as

John Lennon said "Love is the answer".
He also said "No, thanks, every hot woman. I'll take this woman crawling out of the well from #TheRing who none of my friends like".

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Again, if most of those applications are being granted then that means we're just bringing in more genuine refugees than before, which is a good thing, we should help people genuinely fleeing war and persecution. Are the actual numbers of illegal immigrants total increasing?

>a school resource officer
what's this?

had a wank to Amber Heard earlier
say what you will about her, but you're lying if you say you wouldn't stick your willy in her given half a chance

Mad how the government have openly said they are training the police to put down protests of people who oppose mass immigration of refugees from Western Africa and India

You lot will be crying for more immigration when the UK is 70% pensioners.

Found out an interesting fact last night, some bloke ran the numbers and calculated that there should be 3 people (out of 8 billion) in the world who have developed the ability of telepathy. So according to the numbers there are 3 people out there who can read your mind. Mental

ikr, ikr

ironic how much better life gets when you realize it sucks so you might as well embrace it

might watch Junior (1994) on Chanel 4

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source

Nah, I'd be calling for fewer pensioners

Why do northerners look like this?

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there would be fewer immigrants if whites could breed

Did you know there is a small yet thriving population of great white sharks off the coast of shoeburyness in Essex. It’s where they filmed jaws

I think the tories are rapidly raising immigration to try give us a larger population to make us marginally less irrelevant outside of the EU. I am betting they want a population of 120 million.

Just thinking about Paris and I'm just unsure about what Ruby would actually do when living there. It's just more of a thought about where the content is going to be like since it's not studying anymore and she is pushing ahead with being a writer. I'm just wondering what she'll end up doing if she doesn't become a writer/ a struggling one and youtube dries up, I know that she has got a lot of money and family is well off but you'd think that she would want to do something than frolic in a garden all day? Can Ruby even speak French? I can't imagine her living in Paris at all and just see her staying at her parents/living in the countryside, I could be wrong though but I just don't see her enjoying life in a city as some people don't suit it- me being one of them. I feel like she would be disappointed by Paris once the novelty of it wears off and life isn't just some literary aesthetic and pretending to be a writer of the 1920s.

But if she is wanting to go to Paris, I'm all for her doing that as it would be nice to see her twirling around in a different location than just the garden. Can you imagine what poetic ramblings she'll come out with about Paris when she is trying to be all creative and whimsical, I still think about her going on about berries from time to time.

I'm just finding it hard to believe that Ruby is 22 and only a few years younger than me, as I feel that I was a lot more grown-up than her at that age. I was a bit jarred with the photo of her from the HeartStopper premier she was wearing a school uniform as she looks so young in it and only difference between her there and her old videos from school was a fringe. At the end of her video, I kind of god primary/secondary school students giving a presentation about their holiday vibes but it might have been how she filmed it though.

no they filmed it at martha's vineyard

kindergarten cop was a bit of a weird career choice for arnie but this really was just too much

MANE TRANSFER REQUEST

jewish propaganda has made white women infertile

could have been avoided if the public hadn't fallen for the big parties propaganda in 2011

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Russia has lost (at minimum)
736 tanks
411 AFVs
806 IFVs
190 SPGs and MLRS
61 towed artillery
112 APC and other assorted
120 AA missile/AAA/radar vehicles
1200 trucks
30 planes
43 helicopters
79 UAVs
9 ships, including a cruiser
2 trains
approx 4,200 in total

need to shag contrapoints

If you were scaled up to the size of Mount Everest your veins would be the same size as trains. Bloody mental

just ran the numbers and it turns out your mum has shagged battalion tactical groups worth of lads
hard to believe I know but the numbers don't lie

Never cared about immigration me. Literally the least important issue

I've no problem with immigrants, just a problem with ones who aren't culturally compatible with us, breed like vermin, and refuse to integrate into society.

all me

Post-modern ironic chav fashion.

he's actually a great comic actor

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didn't ask

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Springs go up and down as I fuck yer ma

It was filmed off shoeburyness, Essex, U.K. but alright

>

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that's all of them

Ah yes the imaginary immigrant

going to have to sit down and have a think soon to get this programming problem solved
not looking forward to the impending thoughttoil

>tire goes completely flat as i'm pulling up to my house
nothing like a fucking $300 tow/new tire bill because i ran over something fucking sharp

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we have ranked voting in australia and we're still a two-party state anyway so it's kind of pointless

Did you know that it’s possible to push your penis all the way back inside your body? It sorta pops back out it’s weird lol

>bird approaches you while you're taking a smoking break outside the pub
>Ey luv spare me a fag would ya?
What is the correct move here?

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prove it
i'll wait

People forget that kindergarten cop opens with arnie in a trenchcoat blowing junkies and dealers away with a shotgun and terrorising a reluctant witness. It was a really weird tone shift.

car cucks btfo

it's not remotely ironic
I was mainly talking about the face and the haircut though
he just looks so northern

Addicted to asian feet I am

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scremingg

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was literally just thinking of this 5 minutes ago
stop reading my mind

Well you should've been carrying a spare now shouldn't you?

>queen elizabeth II addresses a vast gathering of more than a quarter of a million in India, 1961.

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going to scran a coronation chicken baguette

mad how they are all coming over here

give her one

seen a lot of young black men in my city lately (carlisle) when I've previously seen like 1-2 black people in my life
how are they getting here?

yanks call opticians "eye doctors"

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You can find all the fags you want right here

These are the good kind of immigrants.

Mental to think there are still wild brown bears living the Lake District. Britains only surviving population

mix of inbreeding and lead in the water
many such cases!

mad how I know I’m going to kill myself one of these days and it’s really just a question of whenever I’m bored enough to go ahead with it

census results

60% poo
20% girlfriend arse shaggers
10% pegged by girlfrend
5% trannies
5% suicide

Eight Year Old Boy Gets Shocked First Time Seeing A Black Person

imagine the smell

i'd have given her one
i was known as the free smokes lad in my social circle when i still smoked, used to give them away like mad

youtube.com/watch?v=-y6n9gmHoL4

pregame toil starts now lads

refugees. the warehouse i work in is going to refugees being housed in a hotel by the government and offering them jobs kek

Those are just Barrow residents mate

little slug

if self.intestines.poo >= self.intestines.length:
return do_poo(self.intestines.poo)

boats, planes, things like that

Read the other day that scientists aren’t sure if the planet Saturn actually exists and they’re considering announcing that there are actually only 7 planets in the solar system. Crazy that they thought it was there the whole time and only now they’re unsure

lol

it's really crazy just how sharply the global perception of Britain has changed. between the 1960s and today we went from being seen as a Rome-esque bringer of technology and civilisation to being considered the worst thing to ever happen to the planet.

no there isn't

mental how we rescued the jews from extinction in ww2 and their thanks for that is trying to make us go extinct kek

John Lennon said "Love is the answer".
He also said "No, thanks, every hot woman. I'll take this woman crawling out of the well from #TheRing who none of my friends like".

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There are no wild bears in Britain

farted just as I read this

rude and uncalled for

feel giddy after doing that last poo

binley mega chippy

no india had 250 million people in 1961

There is a surviving population in the Lake District.

For thee
Not for me

said the word "knickers" and friends thought I said "niggers"

mad how septimius severus was black

wtf

giddypoo?

winning my fortune on the 2p slot machine in scarborough arcade

yeah? is that right? you read this then did you? from a well-respected science journal I should hope?
where exactly did you read this little factoid mate? would really like to know mate

*no way

there are in the lake district mate
didn't you read his post?

not being weird but my cat's arsehole looks really cute

wacky bruce on a mad one

BREAKING: Local man has clue

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Lol just said this in an Aussie accent and it does sound like that

Mad England actually exists
I didn't think it was real until I was 15 and went their

get some nuts

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might go get a subbers (subway sandwich)

freak

she was a stunner in that rum diary film

An old woman using a treadmill near me ans it smells like strawberry now. The smell is so strong it's like I am swimming in a pool of soda

mental that the Lake District isn't actually particularly beautiful when you compare it to the landscape of almost every other country on earth

my mums an immigrant

every russian post is an adventure

you have to go back

immigrated out of my mum me

reckon a lot of these trivia are not really mental when you think about it

went to a wedding and you could literally see the bride's nipples and breast outline, absolutely disgraceful can't believe the parents and groom approved of it

make me

Well such is life

might go get a buggers (burger kign)

>There are approximately 20 adult brown bears in the lake district region of the United Kingdom as of 2021
It’s true what

did a poo so big when i look down at it, it looked back at me

why is Russia such a perpetual centre of misery for all of history
at least Africans seem happy

that's probably what amers mum thought when she gave birth

ffs

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oh aye yeah?

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>There are approximately 20,000 adult Black Bulls in the London region of the United Kingdom as of 2021
It’s true what