ITT

Flicks so overrated/reddit it's not even funny

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You start, faggot

here's i'll start

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Already did, chump. Mind the cope slope

I hate this movie so fucking much its unreal.

Why? It's a fun picture with tons of expectation subversion and a cool sinister ambience

watched it expecting it to be a horror movie or a gore movie
like only 3 minutes of actual horror

Were you expecting jumpscares or Hellraiser-type cheap gore? Lmao that's cheap filmmaking 101

filtered

>chump
>buzzwords
>using reddit
Hi tourist

> I POSTIDED IT AGAIN HAHAHA
>farts & shids

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was expecting some cannibal scene at least

>drools himself to death

you fucking zoomers want to skip the foreplay and go straight to the money shot

>everyone I don't agree with is a zoomer

>want to skip the foreplay and go straight to the money shot
the movie did play out like that though
>all this build up for 10 seconds

Ok, somebody has to take the angry (You)s from zoomers who got meme'd, so I guess it'll be me.

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>SHE BOASTS AN ASTOUNDING BEHIND!!

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if you cant appreciate the build up and suspense and youre not a zoomer, then youre a porno addict with a damaged frontal lobe
>ie, the same creature

The tagline should've just been "Zzz"

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kek

What the fuck are you even talking about. All of S Craig Zahler's films are criminally underrated, especially Brawl in Cell Block 99 and Dragged Across Concrete

Don't try to play contrarian to the contrarian, redditor

>I-It's not scary to use j-j-jumpscares I swear!!!
>No they don't b-bother me! Haha, why w-w-would they? They're cheap!

Only faggots give head. Us zoomers are ultra giga gangster chads like Scarface - we either get dome or go straight to the fuckin'. You ever see Scarface give head?

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Is Moon really overrated or are you mad that his next film with Jake Jylinall was a flop and it retroactively makes Moon shitty to you?

its interesting that you would place yourself in the feminine position in that scenario, rather than the viewer

Moon is kino, watch it

The movie is a pile of shit. Your taste in cinema is shit. You should feel bad.

>its interesting that you would place yourself in the feminine position in that scenario
maybe you should learn how to read? i dont know what to tell you