I did it. I lost my virginity 2 weeks before my 30th birthday. Did I miss out on wizard powers?

I did it. I lost my virginity 2 weeks before my 30th birthday. Did I miss out on wizard powers?

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Is your ass still sore?

Did it with my girlfriend of 2 months. She doesn't even suspect I was a virgin, so I guess I wasn't bad at least.

How'd you do it?

i made it to 30 a few weeks ago and didn't get any powers, turns out it was bullshit

Just answer his question.

Sometimes, son people have to wait until they're 40 to get their powers. Do not give up.

Fingered her, then cowgirl, and missionary. No condom. She gave me a blowjob for a little bit too.

his left eye just twitched slightly

Uhhh should it be sore?

No, I meant how did you lose your virginity at age 29 without the girl knowing you're a virgin?

I’m 2 days older than you.

As I said, got my first girlfriend two months ago. I've been confident and in shape for a while now, no trouble talking to women either. I wasn't even looking for a gf at the time, it just happened when a friend set me up with this girl on a Christmas party and we really liked each other.
Just get your shit together and things work out for themselves, I guess. I might even dare to say she's really pretty and I legit enjoy her company

Based self improver.

looking good but that's never happened to me so I resent you

Dude... If you waited to fuck until after your birthday you could cast Lv1 fireballs and talk to sparrows. Not that big of a deal but you dun goofed.

Yeah but "she" has a penis, so

Oh, the about the virgin part, we started making out even before I asked her to be my gf. Got good at kissing real fast (my first kiss with her was real bad, but I played it well by saying it was because she caught me off guard). Some time later I got the hang on full makeout sessions, then learned how to finger her with a lot of help from her, again played it as if I wanted a lot of her feedback so she gave me a lot of instructions during the fingering (she really liked that). I've watched some porn, so I wasn't completely on the dark either on the sex part when we finally got there, lol.

>your a hero but you have to leave

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Ngl kissing seems so autistic to me. I can envision myself fucking if I'm extremely horny, but I can under no circumstances imagine myself kissing. Just seems super awkward

nooooooooooooo

I lost mine at 16 and had 10 years of meaningless hookups, relationships, flings you name it.
They were all meaningless in comparison to love I make to my wife now. I hope you care about her user, it really is something special