Taking a poo currently

why?
leave it there

>Take post-shit showers and dig that shit out
Do Americans REALLY?

Kino

>Then when I stand up and sit/lie down later sometimes it feels like theres still a little piece of poop that wants to come out or that is sliding out or like my butthole is prolapsed.
Probably worms desu

jesus fuck that, how about just taking a laxative or something
i'm not getting meme'd into taking a shower more than once a month, max

If you are sufficiently fat enough you either do post shit shower, use half a roll of TP or walk with shit between your ass cheeks all day

I do all three, but it's more about lifestyle choices than being fat.

so you're saying all these "thicc" girls men seem to love are walking around with shitty assholes

Tenesmus.

Poobros, why am I such a coomer even though I do not coom or watch porn? I am watching Community and all I can think of is how I want to fuck the women in it. It's the most prominent fact of the show is how the two sluts in it are hot and make sex faces. I am not even horny, this is an objective fact.

Yes.

hot

I do this most times that I poop. It is actually rare that I don't shower after a poo anymore. I arrange my day around it.

In fact, I have a bidet as well in my new house. so I always rinse my bussy extra good.

Who do you do this for?

I have the opposite. It feels like some poop stuck particle is entangled in my butt hair but then I wipe and it's nothing.

I've never taken a poo before.
What's it like bros?

Have you ever sat on your bed farting into your mattress so much that it ends up permanently smelling like shit? What do? It’s a pretty new mattress so I can’t throw it out.

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Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would use half a TP roll before washing out his asshole in the shower.

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Buy eucalyptus oil and spill it all through the mattress

Flip it over

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could have atleast removed the ass hair

my boyfriend

I warned you bro

I TOLD you about wiping too hard

If I pull those pants off, will you shit?

ok

he took the brown pill

It would be extremely smelly

Okay but now my mattress smells like farts and eucalyptus.

It has a memory-foam topper (which might explain why the smell is lingering)

haven't pooped in 5 days, wat do?

Based shitposter. I will join you and poo in this thread.

I’m going to pipi.

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oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK

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ORA OREEEEEEESH

oh no now I have to POOPOO URK UAAARK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’m going to poopoo (caca).

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oh no OH NO MORE URK AARK

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OHHH OH FUCK

pulls up pants
sniffs

Oh no OH NO it smells so bad I’m gonna huuurk I’m gonna huuuuuuHUUUURRRRL I’m going to puke HUUUURROOOOOLOLOLOPLUUUUUKE BLAAAAAAAAAHKAFFKAFFcoughCOUGHCOOFCOOFVLAAAAAAAAAAHCOUUGHLAAAAHBUUUUUURRLLLLLHYUUUUURRRLLUUUUULR PLOOOOOOL PLAAAAAA COUGH KAFFCOFFF
wipes face
walks away

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bros why does it feel so good to poop in the morning after breakfast and coffee?

That's a big shit.

For Poo

I know the feel fren. Sometimes it only takes a couple of sips of the brown stuff to make the brown stuff come out of my ass. Sometimes even just the smell of coffee gets the turds flowing. It really is the elixir of life

Have we sharted the fire?

Best thread on Any Forums right now

The other day I pooped like 4 times at work.

god I wish I could poo

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how did you get this picture of me

There's one weird trick that doctors don't want you to know...

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me on the right

I line the entire toilet seat with several layers of toilet paper. Then I take my time and spend between 20-30 minutes on the toilet play games and make Any Forums jannies SEETHE while I shit. Then I shove the toilet paper cover into the toilet, flush and if it backs up the janny has to come clean it up lol.

Man, that kid has it rough. Born with no organs or bones, just a colon. Shits fucked up, man.

I just did this and now my ass hurts

Just the other day at work I barely made it to the toilet for a monstrous shit

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literally me last week. fucking hemorrhoids man

you're a little shit

I thought I was dying when I first got hemorrhoids