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The Idiot's Lantern 3.9400

I like the dialogue of Rose correcting Eddie concerning the Union Flag, and the part of "I am talking!" "And I'm not listening-a!" That is like Amy in The Big Bang shouting "And you are late for my wedding-a!" I once edited Eddie's speech into a kind of Pandorica speech, like the one of the Eleventh Doctor in The Pandorica Opens.

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neck yourself you autistic wanker

So is /who/ ready for Sewellkino when he debuts as the Fourteenth Doctor then?

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Rule 1.

Source?

Wrong actor.

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I really like Doctor Who. I think that, due to the negligible amount of talking to other humans that occurred for a number of years, to talk to humans in this form, even with a great amount of hatred and evilness, that the subject is Doctor Who, and that it is consistent with seemingly the same humans a lot, occurring most oft', it is the most I have communicated with a group o' humans in many years. Thus, despite the bad aspects, this is an equivalent of imagining what friendship is like in some regards. The idea of leaving perpetually seems most challenging whilst I have no replacement of people to talk to in so free and fun a manner about such a subject. Nintendo is great like Doctor Who though. But I have never written to humans as consistently as the ones here, and in other places, of greater infringement upon rules and absolutes and identities, I may upset more obviously and hurt, be banned or else go into such a state of turmoil from the distress I perceive to have caused other humans or myself that I leave, forcefully or willingly. Thus does this place appear superior, despite all the bad aspects.

It's irritating how she became better looking and a much better actor after being on the show. If she was as good then as she is now I wouldn't have found her performance so annoying.

Imagine just slamming Asher as hard as you can. Just going full speed, grabbing him with both arms, lifting him clear over your head, and just slamming him down into the concrete with every fiber of muscle in your body. The noise of his destruction would be akin to a gunshot, but rather than the crack of a supersonic bullet, it is the collective cracking of every bone in his tiny body. He could just be waddling his little autist waddle and suddenly find himself lifting into the air, and the next time he blinks he is launching towards the sidewalk at literally breakneck speed. Every little autist bone in his little autist body would be broken, if not outright shattered. Compound fractures would tear through both his skin and pierce his internal organs. Blood and cranial fluids would leak from the multiple open fractures across his skull. His lower teeth would be driven into his unhinged jaw. And as the life fades away from him and his vision would turn black, he's look up at you and beg with his eyes "Why?" Yet your casual stride away from him would give him the only answer he is worthy of: "Why not?" You see, Asher’s entire autist life is utterly beneath the notice of actual humans, and snuffing his pathetic life out was an action done so casually and so carelessly it was far beyond your notice. It was a thoughtless impulse, one already forgotten. The one and only reason nobody had ended his pitiful autist life earlier was because nobody else could be bothered. He wasn't even worth the time to put any conscious thought into killing. With that realization, Asher releases his bowels (a runny autist poop, as autists lack the intestinal length to properly process food) and dies. Nobody bothers burying him.

This text did not originate here. Some words were altered and thus was it writ' here, without meaning or sincerity. It is, I decree, "banter"!

Right?

>It is, I decree, "banter"!
>Right?

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But, if that is the case, you mean you really want to kill me? That was just written to be humorous, I thought. Of the illogical statements here made that I do not understand, the implication is that they are intended as humour or "banter", presumably. This is basically a nice place from the routine, anyway.

Hi everyone
Hugh Grant here
I just wanted to make sure everyone is aware of I denied being involved in anything Doctor Whooey
Sorry zoomer homosexuals.
Oh, and one last thing
I LIED

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What I would give to kidnap Asher and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. Just terrible degradation and shameful acts. It would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. If I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. A really big dog like a mastiff. He would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. A big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a autist? Might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place the key inside with him but put it in a high place. Not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. It would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other autists to the death. Just so many things i would do.

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My height is about average.