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w-what happens if he catchs up to you?
lol
this guy stabbed a tourist with his foot. jonathan crenshaw
How does he wipe his ass?
With his feet.
Duh.
is this US or brazil?
pull his pants down
The inspiration for DJ Spitzs?
Is there a difference these days?
theres a reason children are given a brass cross at christenings
FREEEEEEEEEEEMAAAAAN
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thalidomide
Is there any difference anymore?
i just realized he's threatening the cameraman with a pair of scissors he's holding with his foot. the lore is so deep
Jokes aside what's the plan here for chicken wing dude? You gonna throw a punch with that nub? It wont even reach me.
>It is absolutely imperative that we work with the Brazilian Department of Biological Preserves to establish a set of rules for the preservation and isolation of that country. These creatures require our absence to survive, not our help. And if we could only step aside and trust in nature, life will find a way.
is that motherfucker carrying a pair of scissors with his foot?
smoke in me head, mang
Uncanny
look closely at his feet user he's literally running with scissors
>They do travel in herds.
Just another day in LA.
So? He kicks with full strength and I dodge from it being a predictable projection. Just sad all around really.
his mouth opens up super wide and his neck extends above and he eats you like a snake
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this guys actually a pretty well known skater in brazil iirc
why arent there more people who look like this being casted in hollywood? you could save a fortune on makeup.
That's the funny part, they could get into movies but then youd run into retards that will claim he will be exploited.
>a chicken wing dude huh
>try to imagine yourself in the Miami area
>you get your first look at this chicken wing dude as you enter a Denny's
>he moves like a druggie, lightly, bobbing his head
>and you keep still because you think he'll be too out of it to accost you, like a crackhead
>no, not the little arm man
>you stare at him, and he stares right back
>that's when the attack comes, not from the arm, but from the foot
>from the scissors in his foot you didn't know even know were there
>he doesn't bother to mug you, like a nigger, no
>he slashes you here, or here
>the point is you are alive when he starts to teabag you
>so you know, try to show a little respect
He's in every BBC documentary though, he usually plays gorillas but sometimes also chimps
USA doesn't look like that
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this is the short version of the review but I didn't know there was more footage of this guy. seems popular