what do they do?
What do they do?
poop
Fart in my mouth.
have a fart jar
not have sex with me :(
Have a vagina.
make whoopie
SHIT ON THE BED
nap
POOOOP
Hug men above the shoulders
>tfw told too big for anal
It's not fair lads
GOD I LOVE WOMEN'S ASSES SO MUCH AAAAAAHHHHHH
>tfw too small for anal
let's even things out
Lie to further their own interests, regardless of the consequences for those around them. (Yes, I am an incel, but that doesn't make anything I've said untrue. Cope, seethe, and dilate.)
Once you realize how much a vagina smells and you are around a girl when she farts, you start to realize why being single is pretty fucking nice.
being a whore around Chad
Kek
Watch capeshit
You know... it...
anal sex is the best sex, prove me wrong
I love biological women so much
you're a virgin
do this with their tongue
What for?
Believe it or not, it's not actually sex, the anus isn't a sex organ.
>5 inches dicklet
>gf loves anal
>perfect size for it
>she's always begging for more
Get owned, big dick user.
same
its kind of funny, once i realized that they wont have sex with me outside of extremely rare circumstances i stopped loving them
>biological women
Imagine being this much of a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller.
You're a faggot for starters
thats gay
>what do they do?
So I guess it's an asshole job?
have sexual awakenings at a very very young age with their daddies when mommy is asleep
Shit.
>It's the same reason you drink a nice glass of white wine at dinner
Ironic for this faggot to be denouncing anal sex
Technically