"I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Despite Synders best efforts to fuck it up and misunderstand the main themes, this was still Kino

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It's weird that Dr. Manhattan still had a sex drive despite being so inhuman with everything else

The less creative control he has, the better his movies tend to be. Still nowhere near as good as the book.

Much better than the comic. Especially the ending.

He lost it over time. When not in his suit, the more clothing he has on the more humanity he felt remaining.

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I hate to say it, but that nite owl is begging for a soijak edit

unironically probably one of the best comic book movies ever made.

>Despite Synders best efforts to fuck it up and misunderstand the main themes
Everyone always say this, but never back it up. At most they end up complaining about the characters being kung-fu fighters.

It is certainly one of the comic movies ever made.

shut up

It's dreadful, but we'll always have the comic.

watchmen 2009 is pure kinography....freedom loving manly boomers paving the way in gold for some psychotic tech overlord to come and fuck everything up

You can't effectively set up Manhattan as the looming threat, he's literally an American Doomsday Device. He's an American gov't employee given unfathomable powers in a military laboratory, the Russians, Chinese and everyone else aren't going to koombaya after having their Capitols raped by an American Frankenstein.

And really? If Ozy can simultaneously surprise nuke a ton of cities, he could just end the nuclear standoff by nuking the shit out of the Russian nuclear sites. Less casualties than hitting major cities across the globe. The Soviets only useful exports were Repression and Gasoline, and Ozy made gasoline obsolete a few years ago. So without being an Oil State they are in a hopeless spiral.

Fucking stupid re-write.

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>Snyder ruins Watchmen
>Snyder ruins Superman
>Synder ruins Batman
>Synder ruins the entire Justice League

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Ozy would totally side against the Soviets anyway, he's a wealthy venture capitalist.

The feeding and seeding of Superman hurt the worst.

Manhattan becomes the most powerful being in the D.C. multi-verse, goes around Universes collecting that Universe version of Superman and draining his power or playing with him, or experimenting and then moving on to the next.

Being Omnipotent ends up being really boring because you end up with no purpose given enough time and you either end up like Q from star trek and fuck with people or the other Q from Voyager and want to end your life because you've done everything, seen it all and the mere thought of existing a fraction of a second longer is torture the likes you and I could never even comprehend.

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The Director of Hancock had a better grasp of what made Superman work than Sneeder.

>smartest man ever and villain of the film is a fudgepacking homo
unironically what did they mean by this?

The movie is almost a complete panel-for-panel remake of the comic except for the ending and a bunch of background fluff and autists still find a way to complain

>panel-for-panel
Except for all the Wire-Fu fighting of course. And changing the island plot so that the Comedian learns about the plot....Somehow?? Seriously, even Doc Manhattan the nuclear physicist is working with gov't scientists to build the device, and none of them have a clue it's a weapon, but the drunken soldier of fortune "somehow" figures it all out?
Snyder wrecked the actual plot and added stupid Kung Fu.