>Come out of the ground fully grown and freakishly strong
>Able to learn English is a manner of days
>Able to track down a group across middle earth on their first try
>Able to operate novel seige equipment
Please explain why they are inferior again?
Nobody said they were.
Gimli for example says that they are not some mindless Orcs
>able to learn actual English
>able to track down a group of crack dealers on their first try
>able to actually operate firearms
You could ask the same question of mulattos and get the same answer
uwu big Uruk thigh + Musky bulge
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they are the product of elves being bred with orcs with the help of a chad wizard. they have no will, they are aggressive and you wouldn't wanna live in a world built by them. in other words, all of their good qualities are attributed to superior races while all their bad attributes are attributed to them. that's why they suck.
>Please explain why they are inferior again?
Who in the FUCK said they were inferior? Is this a bait thread or are you an elite faggot?
they’re not natty so yea they’re inferior
>not posting the booty uruk gif
Any Forums would like a word with you
uruks are natty, they're just selectively bred
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HIMINA
>>Able to learn English is a manner of days
Not sure if this is true. The time frame for how long Saruman has been preparing for this war is kind of fuzzy.
they were amalgamated constructs built by sauron to enact his will, and nothing else.
You mean elven women raped by orcs?
Always thought that was a weird choice to show them being dug out of the ground like potatoes. I guess Jackson felt he needed explain where they came from and couldn't do the book backstory because of the implied rape. He probably should have kept coming up with ideas after this one, though.
Tfw no uruk will ever dominate you
>they have no will, they are aggressive and you wouldn't wanna live in a world built by them
they are anglos?
In the books they're none of those things. Men are bigger and stronger even than uruks.
Jackson is a hack who made them insanely overpowered because, I dunno, it's cooler or something I guess.
Aren’t all orcs twisted elves?
Elves are almost extinct in middlearth and all live in closed enclaves, how would Saruman make army of thousands rapechildren in secret?