Why didn't her acting career ever take off?

Why didn't her acting career ever take off?

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She didn't need the fake ass, killed any appeal she had. What has she even tried to act in?

Talentless and only appeals to a small amount of people

too pure for pedowood

movies need to be good to sell. music doesn't.

Probably can’t even read

She's surprisingly based, that's probably why

I want her to shrink my balls by squeezing all the cum in them with her butt.

I have a fantasy that Nicki Minaj and I are on a plane together and it crashes. We both end up on a deserted island, just us two. Nicki, being a starlet, knows nothing of how to survive, while my hours lurking in Any Forums threads has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. We'd spend years together on that island. She would come to rely on me for survival. Eventually, she'd fall for me and we'd make passionate love for hours on end. After a few years of fucking each other, some debris would wash ashore allowing us to finish the construction of a raft, a la Castaway.

During the voyage home, Nicki and I would get separated, but we'd both make it hime. Her, picked up by luxury cruise, me by a commercial grade fishing boat. We'd both think the other had died. I would make it home a month or so later, while she was taken home immediately, being Nicki Minaj washed up on a cruise.

Upon returning home, I turn on the television and see her on Letterman doing an interview about her time on the island. I watch the whole thing from beginning to end, and at no point am i mentioned. She's trying to tell everyone that she survived alone for half a decade. Enraged, I take my savings and go on a trip to America. I find my way past Nicki's security and break into her room while she's alone.

Standing behind her, I cock my gun to get her attention. I ask her how she could do such a thing and she begins sobbing deeply. Barely able to talk through the enormous gasps for air, she begs for her life. So we fuck. The greatest fuck we've ever had. The most passionate, beautiful fuck that ever fucked. Then, after I cum a few times, I ask to hotdog her ass. Then, while I'm doing that one last time, I grab a vase off a nearby table and cave her fucking skull in

She's busy dabbing on leftcels

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>put her in a movie
>every man in the audience starts jerking off
Yeah I wonder why they don’t allow her in movies

>getting dabbed on by nicki minaj
OH NO NO NO
JUST
*inhales*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
So this is the power of le ebin zoomer politics reaction man

god i wish i were in that theater

she mogs modern actresses too hard

She makes me cum too much

Braps were too pungent for the crews to put up with

Based?

She likes marbles in her ass?

Swear she dated and/or is married to a convicted paedo

she can take off her dress and act her sphincter around the tip of my penis, if you know what I mean

She sings about cooming over the fact a guy she has a crush on sells blow. Police unfairly target blacks.

>marbles in her ass
That's a Patrice line. Interesting.

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Do women like her like white boys? Asking for a white friend of mine.

Her brother is a convicted paedo and her husband/baby daddy is a convicted rapist.

she is to open with it

Based

this is correct. i dont know what the story is but my girlfriend likes her and shes told me about it kek

There's a limited amount of movie roles she could do with the caked on makeup. Also she probably just can't act and/or doesn't want to.

Damn, I read it in her voice and her dumb, high-pitched whore voice made me pop a boner a bit.

Right? She's such a fucking vapid brainless bimbo whore. I just want to hate fuck the black off her ass.

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Mommy

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holy based
pornstars for this feel?

Or just for her to edge me until I'm completely numb

I mean if you're looking for bimbos, there's literally dozens. Alicia Amira, Nicolette Shea, early Bree Olsen... honestly I don't remember names. Just their tits.

Nah, she's a stupid fucking slut who needs to be used, abused, and put away wet.

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fuck off normalfag

need black gf

Just jerk off to nicki

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Would unironically fill her with more DNA than Noah's ark.

Literally /ourwoman/

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It is, isnt it? The more I think about it the more it sounds like a Patrice thing.

>not posting the webm

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i love this pasta :’(

>when she hears about the whiteboi gangbang

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