How does he afford this place on a fry cook's salary
How does he afford this place on a fry cook's salary
it was before obummer ruined the house market
man the housing issues are more systemic than god king obabo's tenure
>is that... A PINEAPPLE HOUSE UNDER THE SEA??? AAAHHHHHHHHHH, I'M GOING INSANE
Fpbp. Mr Krabs is an allegory for Bear Stearns
Jihad
Loan
>he doesn't realize all the buildings in Bikini Bottom with the exception of Sandy's treedome are just trash and debris from humans that sank to the ocean floor, i.e. mufflers, crab traps, tiki heads, buckets, etc.
The lore is that a pineapple feel into the sea and Spongebob just happened to be near where it settled. He didn't pay a dime for it and probably only pays a minimum in council tax or whatever the underwater equivalent is. The real question is how does squidward afford his place?
It was a different time. Now a house like that costs half a million and gas is $5/gallon... THANKS BRANDON!
He sells NFTs
>fry cock's salary
NFTs of what? There are no bored apes underwater
Jellyfish
Net Fished Tentacles?
I doubt SpongeBob has to pay any taxes. Bikini bottom seems like a city from a 3°Sea country. It's in the middle of a desert, it's probably not registered sea land.
He just planted in there and lives for free
AAAAAAAHHHHH
Ding ding we have a winner
PLEASE STOP POSTING IT WTF
IM SERIOUS
Witnessed
Pretty sure they indicate that his loving parents help him out.
There's an episode where his pineapple burns down or gets eaten or stolen or something and he eventually finds a way to grow a new one, furniture and all.
That was literally bush but technically Reagan started it all.
spoiler this shit
>paying a mortgage off on 35 hour work week delivery driving
get a good credit rate and you can breeze throu anything with minimal effort. I drive a used 280k mile 2nd gen prius, rebuilt the battery pack... I get 50+ MPG
Cost of living in bikini bottom is fictional.
it's a fruit, he literally grew it himself
It came from a can, how expensive can it be?