So what's the right answer?

It's hard to describe, but you should be able to imagine the feeling from looking at photographs and paintings of boobs.

Rent a professional escort you sad faggot and be done with sex.

>don't have the money and/or I'm not living alone
If you're in your mid-thirties and you're still in that kind of state, then you're pathetic.
>it's a moral issue I don't like my first time to be with a whore blah blah faggotry
Grow a fucking pair, realize that in your mid-thirties you have no time anymore for such fantasies, learn to separate casual sex from intimate bonding and go for it while you still have no use for viagra. Or stfu and stop complaining and mentioning it in a sobbing "g-guys I'll never gonna have sex with a woman buhuhu..." pussy way, because you clearly care.

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> pussy inflation is fucking zimbabwe tier.
Is this copypasta? It should be. God damn.

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How old are you user? 30 year old boomer here, high salary, own my house, have a dog, in great shape, and exact same situation for me. My family keep setting me up with women who literally have nothing going for them, and aren’t even in good shape as a minimum given they work 10 hours a week, or they have kids with Tyrone already and are looking for a sugar daddy. It’s sad but I’m almost considering just staying single forever. The quality of women who are 30+ is abysmal.

The fact you got so offended by me simply saying I haven't felt tits before, says everything about you.

pussy inflation has been a thing for ages, nothing i wrote is good enough for a copypasta, I'm just an angry horny retard

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Go for younger girls, morons. There's no rule that says you have to date your age.

why the fuck are you dating 30 year olds?

>running 30 miles a week
That shit is horrible for your knees and heart. After a certain point, too much exercise actually damages your heart. At least tell me you're running on grass so you're not blowing out your knees that fast.

>women
>no hobbies or passions
AWALT

This. I’m 24 and just met a 19 year old chemical engineering student. You gotta find the ones who actually have ambitions and hobbies.

Balls of squishy fat? But soft and nice? I've got a girlfriend and I'm too retarded to explain it.

Like touching god’s dick

Like warm very soft water balloons

I run 40 miles a week and have done so for like a year. Not a single injury and nothing has happened to my knees. "Too much exercise" is not set in stone, maybe 30 miles a week is not enough exercise for some people.

I spent almost 1000 bucks to import a J cup oppai toy from Japan, and once I got it I was immeasurably dissapointed at how they felt. Spent years building up in my head about how cool boobs would feel only to be let down.
On the bright side paizuri with them is fun, and it's funny to slap the shit out of them and watch them jiggle around alot.

I'm 31. I'm not going to oversell myself, but these aren't even fixer-upper gfs. If they were men I'd call them losers, plain and simple.

They've all been in the 24-29 range.

I've been running since high school, never had an injury. It's not for everyone, though, I agree. It's a sport in itself, you have to train carefully.

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>Forget gas prices, pussy inflation is fucking zimbabwe tier.
fuckin kek, and that's already a fetish

I think being so defensive about reality says more about you user than me, but keep on with the mental gymnastics. You're doing fine?