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the renowned film critic Chris Stuckmann is finally making his feature-length debut. will you be there opening day?

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KINO incoming

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will be bad, but better than redlettermedia's big movie
not afraid to take a chance make something genuine, instead of
>it's meant to be le bad!

Is there anything fuckin GAYER than movie YouTube guys thinking they themselves can make a movie? I swear they all fuckin do it.

Someone post the autistic walking

fuck no. fuck ecelebs abusing their e-clout

Will be better than any other Youtuber movie. I don't think it will be great, but at least it might be a real movie.

Uhhhm sweety tell that to Zod's snapped neck.

This guy has to be one of the biggest faggots on the face of the planet.

Has his previous failure of a film been memory holed already?

How is he a filmmaker if he had yet to make his debut film?

Horror is such a shit genre, especially done by complete amateurs. It's going to be a giant mess with a complete public meltdown to follow.

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Nah, it's the best genre for amateurs.

Horror is a good genre for amateurs, you can do it on the cheap with cheap tricks, you don't need talent to film it. Im guessing it will be better than Ralph's movies but worse than Joel Haver's

>if Peele can do it and it completely changed his career trajectory then so can I
how much you want to bet that's his mentality?

Someone start posting the webms of his previous film.

I don't know why but all the movie "critics" are god awful at making even a 10min short.

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not a webm but here, fucking embarrasing kek.
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His tattoos look so fucking bad, which is weird because they're very well done.

He seems like he is conned his way into normiedome. Can you do that? No? Sour grapes, methinks. Fake is the new cool, buddy

why didn't this make him a Hollywood star?

You said that from this instead of anything else he said?

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>camera that isn't a fish-eyes smartphone? Pfff, that's like a gimmick.
>modestly fit and professional actor? pff, I can star the thing myself.
Is Stuckmann at least going to rent a proper camera this time?

((Stuckmann))

on youtube he's only second to jeremyjahns as the normie reviewer. jeremy however seems to be secretly based

agreed, and I find stuckmann to be a shit critic while rlm was fun back in the day

Good for him. I hope it turns out well. Chris is a woobie, but he chases his dreams and I respect that. Also he has good taste in directors.

>Also he has good taste in directors
name them so i can laugh at both him and you