Wtf was his problem?
Wtf was his problem?
Brayden Cook
Jace Fisher
here's a predictable Siskel and Ebert episode
>horror film is reviewed
after enjoying halloween, gene proceeds to hate almost every single horror film throughout the 80s and 90s. ebert slowly comes to appreciate them.
>any film with graphic violence
around the time of se7ens release, it was actually a big talking point of their review to focus on how brutal the movie is. they never liked anything gnarly before this
>spike lee, martin scorsese
totally getting two thumbs up
>comedy is reviewed
the farrelly brothers somehow come unscatched through the 90s while every other film in that vein was trashed by them
>disney movies
Siskel and Ebert were actually pretty based and didn't always treat the big ones kindly. after Disney bought the company that ran 'At the Movies' they surprisingly gave a positive review to Hunchback of Notre Dame
Luis Rogers
>Gene proceeds to hate almost every single horror film throughout the 80s and 90s
Didn’t he write an infamous review for Friday the 13th? He acted as if were the worst movie ever up to that point.
Alexander Martinez
And he doxed (published the home addresses of) one of the actresses and an executive at Paramount
Cameron Morales
Did this too much and unhinged his jaw
James Morgan
>made a career of eloquently distroying movies with his words
>gets his jaw removed and cant speak anymore
Karma for all the trashtalking of fine art!
Brody Hill
i think Bobby The Brain from WWF had the same thing happen to him
Aaron Williams
Sounds like things haven’t changed almost 40 years later.
Grayson Moore
OH NO
ah man that makes me sad
dont smoke cigarettes or eat pussy bros, not worth it
Kevin Cooper
Would have been pretty cool if he just remove that piece of skin and went hardcore jawless
Jacob Sanders
Clearly something wrong about his jaw
Lincoln Thomas
Oh that sucks. Can't they just add in a fake jaw that works? It's just a jaw. You'd think medical tech would be able to make something like that.
Dominic Fisher
damn didnt know he had the Ebert jaw or that he died. mustve miss that news
David Diaz
Don't smoke, and get the HPV vaccine. Then eat pussy all day.
Zachary Green
something like this woul rule
Charles Lewis
i wish i didnt know it he seemed he suffered really bad for about a decade
Carter Thompson
weird how the absence of a jaw makes you look like a completely different person
Ryan Watson
not weird just shave off your eyebrows and embrace the life changing change
i got a moustache once and it changed my life, never again
Joshua Barnes
Pedophilia. Emma was 12
Cooper Morgan
>both died fairly young of terminal cancer
God really dont like film critics does he
Jackson Brooks
maybe spending lots of time in theaters is bad for you?
Benjamin Bell
thers lots of carcinogens in movie theater popcorn butter
Ryan Anderson
Jayden Richardson
if he could talk he'd tell her to put a bullet in his head
Tyler Campbell
LOVECRAFTIAN
CRONENBERGIAN
this is worse than any horror movie ever made, also is that fucking whore's job to torture him? what possible logical reason is there to jam a straw in his neck hole and wiggle it around while he suffers?
kek
Lucas Lee
>you just know
that somewhere out there is some director who got a thumbs down and watched this with a smile on their face
Isaac Taylor
Niggas got dem pussy lips hanging down no cap bros would you fuck one time on gang on crip
Bentley Cox
for me, its the forehead vein that starts bulging after the pain really sets in
Zachary Cruz
can someone try their hand at making the pointing soijaks into siskel and ebert giving thumbs up/thumbs down?
Robert Lopez
>YOU CAN'T JUST SHOW MY MOVIE WAIFU GETTING NAKED AND HUMILIATED! YOU CAN'T JUST CAST HER AS A CHARACTER AND MAKE HER DO THINGS IN CHARACTER!
Camden Anderson
It was his punishment for not understanding how good Scanners was.