Why are Brits so unintentionally goofy?

can someone explain to me why are Brits so funny? What other people are as humorous as Brits?

also
>masturbation loisense

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>Please go home and masturbate if you are bored.
holy kek

lol what a creative way to justify raising tuition

Admittedly I was guilty of this in my 20s.
Worse, I even did it at a university library's toilet in another country.

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kek'd

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i joined the mile high club, alone.

why has such a well sense of humour developed in UK? Is it to deal with living in UK?

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bloody wankers

ol on der son, do you have a wanker loisense?

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St Andrews is an isolated compound on the edge of civilization. If whacking off in the library toilet's all they have to deal with I'd be surprised.

>Is it to deal with living in UK?
Laurence Sterne theorised it was because of the erratic, miserable weather. Certain environments can affect your headspace and all that.

>mile high club
had to google this, guess you learn something new everyday

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>ye got a loicense for that loicense?

>no we were too dumb to pick a usable toilet floor material
And they claim university professors are smart?

gf is american and she unironically loves it when I say things like "ohhhh a bit of slap and tickle this evening matron?"

That one polish guy who had to scrub all the school coom

Yes, is the implication here the bathroom floors were carpeted? Because if so, my god.

What is your worst wank. Mine was in a military exercise in Lithuania in 35 degrees heat in a bajamaja/port a pottie that was filled almost to the brim with shit. But I hadn't releaserd myself in two weeks so I had to do it. I thought of my old maths teacher and came like a thousand suns.

i had been on heroin for a year or two, jacked off maybe once a month or less. it did not feel good, it just hurt.

Yeah I'm sure it's the native Brit students who are the culprits

like father like son

>excessive amount of semen blocks drains
Does this really happen in your country, Sirs?