Walk onto set

>walk onto set
>shoot someone
>say they killed themselves
>leave without explanation

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BIG DICK PLAYA

>get on your cell phone and pose for pics
>hang up
>"Same time tomorrow, right?"

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I stand behind Alec Baldwin...cause I certainly wouldn't want to be in front of him!

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>on the beach
>Fucking lawyer calls
>"Alec, we've got to get your defense ready"
>What do you mean?
>"You know, the cinematographer"
>What the fuck are you-
>"The bitch you shot Alec!"
>I didn't shoot nobody, she shot herself!
>Hang up
>Fuckin people, Jesus

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Pic related.

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Absolutely based

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>she tried to kill me, it was self-defense
>she had inoperable brain tumor, it's was a mercy
>she was a terrorist, I saved the world
>she voted republican, you're welcome
>the gun was sentient

savagely based. u win the internets today.

>media is against him
....
>but is also against kanye, skeets victim

Remake The Deer Hunter with Alec in the role?
I could totally see it now.

You all saw it, she came at me with a knife, right?

YOURE KILLING ME OR MAYBE I KILLED MYSELF

She had a MAGA hat on and said THIS IS MAGAS COUNTRY AND TRIED TO PUT A NOOSE ROUND ME NECK

HOLY ZINGER!

>Baldwin, I'm putting a team together.

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I’m forwarding this email to everyone in my address book.

But seriously how did he walk over her and then fuck around for 45 minutes pretending he didn't know?

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I didnt know Baldwin was a Jewish name

yeah she was probably still alive for a bit despite collapsing from the gunshot.

He shot her in the heart.

>he didn't shoot her
>she chose to get shot

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you can say what you will about baldwin, but he always was a straight shooter.

maybe he ran away from the scene as soon as she collapsed so technically he really didnt see her die.

Probably having a panic attack because he had just killed someone

SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLIN’, YOU GIVE ALEC A BAD NAME

haha
good post my friend