>walk onto set
>shoot someone
>say they killed themselves
>leave without explanation
Walk onto set
BIG DICK PLAYA
>get on your cell phone and pose for pics
>hang up
>"Same time tomorrow, right?"
I stand behind Alec Baldwin...cause I certainly wouldn't want to be in front of him!
>on the beach
>Fucking lawyer calls
>"Alec, we've got to get your defense ready"
>What do you mean?
>"You know, the cinematographer"
>What the fuck are you-
>"The bitch you shot Alec!"
>I didn't shoot nobody, she shot herself!
>Hang up
>Fuckin people, Jesus
Pic related.
Absolutely based
>she tried to kill me, it was self-defense
>she had inoperable brain tumor, it's was a mercy
>she was a terrorist, I saved the world
>she voted republican, you're welcome
>the gun was sentient
savagely based. u win the internets today.
>media is against him
....
>but is also against kanye, skeets victim
Remake The Deer Hunter with Alec in the role?
I could totally see it now.
You all saw it, she came at me with a knife, right?
YOURE KILLING ME OR MAYBE I KILLED MYSELF
She had a MAGA hat on and said THIS IS MAGAS COUNTRY AND TRIED TO PUT A NOOSE ROUND ME NECK
HOLY ZINGER!
>Baldwin, I'm putting a team together.
I’m forwarding this email to everyone in my address book.
But seriously how did he walk over her and then fuck around for 45 minutes pretending he didn't know?
I didnt know Baldwin was a Jewish name
yeah she was probably still alive for a bit despite collapsing from the gunshot.
He shot her in the heart.
>he didn't shoot her
>she chose to get shot
you can say what you will about baldwin, but he always was a straight shooter.
maybe he ran away from the scene as soon as she collapsed so technically he really didnt see her die.
Probably having a panic attack because he had just killed someone
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLIN’, YOU GIVE ALEC A BAD NAME
haha
good post my friend