i'll begin: Troy
ITT unsimulated sex scenes
Wrong. Good start to a shitty thread.
The Brown Bunny
how do you get a girl to suck your dick bros?
they were dating
No, she was his ex at the time, though I'm not sure the degree to which they were ever in a serious relationship anyways.
9 songs
Not a sexy scene at all though. He keeps his hand over his cock part of the time and she only sucks the tip while he's having a mental breakdown calling her a whore.
i wish i could have unsimulated sex
be drunk around drunk women, and don't be socially retarded
You didn't specify sexy sex scenes you god damn coomer
>He keeps his hand over his cock part of the time and she only sucks the tip
this is why i'm inclined to believe Claire Denis when she said Gallo stole a prosthetic cock off the set of the film they did together
That's because you have a baby dick and are jealous of Gallo's massive hog.
I am 27 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I'm not the one who made the post you massive retard
in a really sad way you could choose to be glad for that. Women will break you, user. They can break you real bad.
Lame. Hating women is something a man must earn, by being married to one of these things.
Be a Chad, or misunderstood bad boy/artist, or luck into someone who has very specific fetishes involving skinny/fat/ugly/old whatevers wrong with you and is aggressive enough to fight through your weaponized autism
Try washing it first
>he's having a mental breakdown calling her a whore.
is there another way to do it
I don't hate anyone