ITT unsimulated sex scenes

i'll begin: Troy

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Wrong. Good start to a shitty thread.

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The Brown Bunny

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how do you get a girl to suck your dick bros?

they were dating

No, she was his ex at the time, though I'm not sure the degree to which they were ever in a serious relationship anyways.

9 songs

Not a sexy scene at all though. He keeps his hand over his cock part of the time and she only sucks the tip while he's having a mental breakdown calling her a whore.

i wish i could have unsimulated sex

be drunk around drunk women, and don't be socially retarded

You didn't specify sexy sex scenes you god damn coomer

>He keeps his hand over his cock part of the time and she only sucks the tip
this is why i'm inclined to believe Claire Denis when she said Gallo stole a prosthetic cock off the set of the film they did together

That's because you have a baby dick and are jealous of Gallo's massive hog.

I am 27 years old and I never even kissed a girl

I'm not the one who made the post you massive retard

in a really sad way you could choose to be glad for that. Women will break you, user. They can break you real bad.

Lame. Hating women is something a man must earn, by being married to one of these things.

Be a Chad, or misunderstood bad boy/artist, or luck into someone who has very specific fetishes involving skinny/fat/ugly/old whatevers wrong with you and is aggressive enough to fight through your weaponized autism

Try washing it first

>he's having a mental breakdown calling her a whore.
is there another way to do it

I don't hate anyone