He's literally me (I also imagine not drinking on a Monday)

He's literally me (I also imagine not drinking on a Monday)

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>He's literally me

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>>He's literally me

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Even with your little meme arrow, you still look and sound exactly like that, and nothing you do will ever change that.

>>>He's literally me

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Been drinking every day now for the last week and a half after not having been drinking THAT much for a month.
Haven't had anything for the past 20 hours though so we'll see if I weak up with cold sweats.

Drukbros.... What's on the menu tonight?

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It's spring break for me so day drinking is okay, right? RIGHT?

Nothing because my liver has been pulsating recently and I can't feel shit until I'm 4 cans in.

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Literally me except he has a job and a wife and girlfriends and he's attractive and rich and he drinks less than I do.

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Some weird bitch lied about me having cheated on my ex with her and so I've had to deal with that the last couple of days
Truly a Draper moment.

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Wtf? What's her motivation to do that? Surely there's more to that story

my best guess is she was interested in me (showed what I percieved to be interest in me and my friend at multiple points). Only met her three times. Now she's moving far away as well, so it's not like anything that she does will bear any consequences on her.

Four bottles of McEwans Champion. Half a bottle of whiskys worth of alcohol in four tasty beers. Perfect liquid to alcohol ratio imo.

Nothing! I drank 7,5% beers and lone star all weekend but now I am out of drinks and have forbidden myself from buying more

You should fuck her before she leaves, since your gf already thinks you did. Give that little slut the ride of her life, good dicking will shut her up

carlsberg
simple as

The turkeys are wild

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Miller light, fifth of titos and a gram of coke. Life's feeling pretty good rn desu famalam

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Jealous of the coke. Would go great with my Wild Turkey. Also is there a better representation of recreational coke use than this scene from East Bound and Down?
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I’ve had 3 10% beers today and that’s it. I’m cutting down.

Sounds like a good start. Keep going, why ruin a nice buzz