What would their relationship be like?

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probably extremely boring and uninteresting

Hermione is extraordinarily driven and wants to push social change at the highest level, on top of being deeply academic

Ron wants to eat food and play quidditch (but not like, professionally, since he isn't good enough)

Their relationship would start falling apart as soon as they settled into normal lives and they didn't have constant adrenaline fueled adventures. Ron would try keep it together but Hermione would become more and more distant before either breaking up "for her career" or sleeping with someone she works with.

Book Ron was a chad and they would've stayed married forever. Movie Ron would've got cucked within a month of graduation.

>Book Ron was a chad
>man fuck this beating voldemort shit imma head out for half the book

>chad
no wonder you are a beta if ron is chad in your eyes. he was a petty faggot with illusions of grandure

She constantly judges/berates him for being goofy and carefree until he's a souless husk of a person. Then she resents him because "he used to be so fun" and now he's as boring as she is.

They move in together then Hermione dries up like the Caspian Sea and Ron lives out a sexless marriage for 10 years before 'accidentally' overdosing on a sleeping potion and dying choking on his own vomit. Hermione doesn't notice until she comes back to the house after the weekend, having been out on a "girl's trip." She hooks up with Harry the day of the funeral.

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If the characters hadn't all become moody and unlikeable as the series went on: Their relationship would've been one of balance. She's driven but arrogant, Ron is laidback and humble. Where she could push him to get confidence in himself and his abilities, he could pull her back and tell her to relax and be more patient with others. However, because after the fourth book everyone became a huge asshole, their relationship would realistically be one where he wants to go grab a pint with the boys and kick gnomes around the yard while she's out there solving complex diplomatic wizarding problems. Unless she needed an oafish house husband with a disposition from the 1970s, then she'd be utterly miserable. Harry and Hermione trajectory-wise made the most sense. They had effortless chemistry, she wasn't wow'ed by his fame, she always grounded him and was there for him, while he filled her life with excitement and kindness others never showed her.

Hermione presenting mouth for fucking as Ron comes home from wizard work.

FEET OFF THE TABLE!

I love you...................... as a friend!!!!!

Is there any reason to not drink polyjuice potion constantly and always look like a chad? Are there negative effects fro mtaking it for too long?

It's supposed to be difficult to make which is the main drawback but the main crew manages it because the plot tells them to.

Book Ron and a Movie Ron are both pathetic faggots. Book Ron just had more lines

It's hard to make, the ingredients aren't easy to find plus it takes a whole month to brew. It also tastes foul and only lasts for some time

>Half the population of Any Forums.
Like he said, big chad pp energy.

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What was JK thinking

FUCK these captchas

She wasn't, she just wanted every in the Weasley family for some god damn reason.
The only reason Harry stuck with Ron after the multiple times he sperged out and acted like a major prick is because he's an abused child that never had anyone love him before and Ron was the first person to ever really try to be his friend. He put up with so much shit from that ginger weasel.

Now the Twins on the other hand, they were always good to Harry, and Harry was good back to them.

>imma head out
>big chad pp energy.

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Ambitious girls need the laidback and caring guy to come back to in the evening.

Honestly they are perfect for each other.

>Ron
>caring
Did we read the same books?

Imagine being Ron fucking Weasley.
You grow up in a poorfag household where your twin brothers do nothing but torture you day in day out. The other tree are already vastly more successful than you will ever be.
Your parents don't care. And when your sister is born, it's as if you never existed at all.
You prepare to go to school to finally break free from the shackles of being a wizard gypsy.
Meet this kid you've heard so much about. You think: this is my chance, I'll finally become more than the wizarding world's reject.
Instead you spend years almost dying. To make matters worse, your best bud has taken an insufferable girl as his right-hand woman.
Years of resentment turn into incel impotent attraction.
Be reminded every day that the only reason you're tolerated is because you're friends with Harry Potter.
Finally everything is over, you're a hero now (nowhere near as popular as Harry but you can live with it). Your stockholm syndrome crush finally returns your affection.
Your best friend marries your sister. You let it slide, even though you'll never get the image of them fucking like animals out of your head.
Fail at being Wizard CIA. Grow fat and bald. Work at a joke shop.
Your wife comes home less and less. Because she's busy 'working', practically joined at the hip with the best friend who fucked your sister.
You let it slide, because you love your children.
Your youngest daughter does the one thing you didn't want her to do, starts dating Malfoy spawn.

And on top of that, you're a ginger.

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