Horror Anthology CryptKino

What’s the best episode of TFTK?

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The ones with booba

Television Terror, without a doubt.

It's a crime this isn't on a single streaming service.
That's almost all of them.

The one where one the girl (played by an earlier Rosanna Arquette I think?) Is like a slave girl to a pervert farmer. She falls in love with (and imagines) the scarecrow is her lover. Some great booba.

That or the one where the pedophile Ed. Rooney is a college professor who was going to sacrifice his beady mousy student girl to a mummy pharoah. She looks like his dead wife and he ends up killing Rooney for her.

The animated 3 Little Pigs one.

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i cant field that shit
episode 1 is one of the making
there are those within
imdb plays upon tropes
though there are trope within
drugs
boooze
women
and sex
its a are you afraid of the dark for 18+
but there is gold
deep
deep
search

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Does the movie count? Demon Knight rules.

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Four-Sided Triangle
Tbh, I never thought that one really fit the show since there really isn't any horror elements besides the two murders.

Also the twist sucked.

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Demon Knight doesn't count because it is supreme kino which mogs all the TV eps.
Excepting maybe Television Terror. The found-footage genre wasn't stale yet.

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>which mogs all the TV eps
Not really. It's good but there are episodes that are way better than the movie.

Is this a bot post?

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Television Terror
Four Sided Triangle
Carrion Death
Strung Along
And All Through The House
Fitting Punishment
Death if Some Salesman
The New Arrival
The Ventriloquists Dummy
Only Skin Deep

I’m an ancientfag who watched the show during its original run

Good list. I'd add:
Dead Right
Forever Ambergris
Undertaking Parlor
Cutting Cards
Top Billing
What's Cookin'?
Dig That Cat
Collection Completed
For Cryin' Out Loud
Fitting Punishment (the second episode I ever saw on Fox, Carrion Death was the first)
My Brother's Keeper
Easel Kill Ya
Mournin' Mess
Maniac at Large
Split Personality
Food for Thought
House of Horror
Oil's Well
Let the Punishment Fit the Crime

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The one with Don Rickles and Bob Goldweight was pretty funny.

Also all very good brother. House of horror got me good back in the day.

>Poor, poorTony. Looks like he should have brought his gun with him when he woke up this MOURNing. That's just what happens when you're dealing with MAIMED men! It's not all bad though, now that he's out of the famliy business, he can always get work... as a gabaGHOUL! EYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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yes

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