Only the absolute best of kino dialogues are allowed in this thread
Best dialogues
Jacob Adams
Aaron Turner
>Le cowboys were Le educated
Zachary Thompson
You made up the game, I was only playing it
Owen Lee
Be quick.
>BE FUCKED!
Jacob Carter
It's
>be brief
>BE FUCKED!
Still and all-timer though. My favorite is when she's piss drunk leaning at a 60 degree angle with her head on the side of a barn and Charlie comes up to her:
"I got a position for you, if'n you're interested"
"If you weren't too stupid to notice, I'm already IN A POSITION, you eternally meddlin' cocksucker..."
Jaxson Hill
>Yeah I farted so what!!
John Ward
Also anything involving EB is god-tier.
>the bald contempt of it. Why not come out five abreast, cavorting and taunting – ‘E.B. was left out. E.B. was left out.’ Cocksuckers. Cunt-lickers. I'll make you filthy gestures. Public service was never my primary career.
I wish we had more Deadwood threads on here but it's probably too much to ask of the hooples.
Adrian Baker
t. hooplehead
Gabriel Mitchell
Milch really like the word cocksucker.
>San Francisco cock suckah!
>Cock suckah!!!
Yes Wu, cocksucker.
Glad I taught you that word.
Daniel Young
>...who stole the dope, Wu?
>WU?!
>not 'Wu', 'who' 'WHO' you ignorant fuckin' chink!
Brandon Lopez
>his mayoral 'speech' that's just insulting Starr for being Jewish the whole time
Isaac Watson
Not Wu, WHO?
>COCK SUCKA!
Gavin Myers
Thems, are the only 'cocksuckers' I've ever heard yelled outta that office - not uttered by Al hisself- that did not immediately follow with Al comin' outta there and gesturin' you up there with your knife.
Nicholas Gutierrez
I have to admit to losing track of the dialog sometimes. It really was a little like reading shakespear. Which is like reading a foreign language in english.
Cameron Sullivan
It's Shakespearean dialect written for some of the best television actors assembled with HBO-level violence and tits&ass, assembled by a legit genius level showrunner whose brain was dope-scrambled for 20+ years. It's a miracle it got made to begin with and the greatest sin in TV history it didn't get the fourth season it deserved.
Luis Gutierrez
Watching Deadwood atm, with the boys.
Charles Gray
Based and can-be-combative-pilled
Easton Thompson
>the Juice
>JEWS!?
>No Wu, the Juice
>JEW COCKSUCKAH
>Yeah Wu, Jew Cocksucker. No, no, the JUICE
Nolan Smith
I'm aware. Was fucking great. Been a while. I forget the reason they settled on for why it didn't get a 4th season, and I still haven't seen the movie. Milch lost his marbles and was already suffering Alzheimer's when the movie was being made. Had to look it up just now because I wasn't sure he was still alive.
They really just left it hanging season 3. Sucks.
Charles Turner
>WELCOME TO DEADWOOD!!
Thomas Howard
“Why? You think he get a percentage?...The man who invented these things, just some sad ass down at the basement of McDonalds, thinking up some shit to make some money for the real player…It’s about money. Now you think Ronald McDonald gonna go down to that basement and say, ‘hey, Mr. Nugget, you the bomb! We selling chicken faster than you can tear the bone out, so I’m gonna write my clowny-ass name on this fat-ass check?’ Shit. Man, the nigga who invented them things still working in the basement for regular wage thinking up ways to make the fries taste better.”