How could this be fixed?
How could this be fixed?
Alexander being less of a sissy. But of course otherwise he'd be inspirational to men who watch it, which is forbidden by kikes
Is this the most fuckable family in history? Why are the parents uber Chad/Stacy but the son is twink.
Angelina not having a borsht accent. Otherwise it's perfect.
they fuck.
casting literally anyone else as Alexander
It couldn't, It's already perfect.
More king Phillip, less homosex
fuck you alexander was great
Make them all black
>Here are the Greeks I was telling you about bro
Her unique accent was to demonstrate that she was not Macedonian
>tfw no movie about Bactria
This is the most cosplay looking cast I've ever seen in a historical epic
Need to be a trilogy, less faggy focus, instead shown the conflict of Persian vs Greek mentality and having Darius as an antagonistic character not just a cameo. Adding scenes of Alexander in Egypt and do not use an African American actress to depict an Afghani woman.
Easily
>remove all the hollywood homo scenes
>just leave a little undertone of them that it was acceptable in their society
>have Alexander behave like Achilles in Troy
>have Alexander lay the pipe to his mother at least once
Naming every member of every syntagma and giving them a 2 hour backstory
By casting literally anyone else than Colin Farell lol
he did a good job delivering that battle speech though
Thats so dumb, what the fuck is the point of the people in the back just holding spears up in the air? Fucking spread out a bit jesus, make it 3 rows deep, not 30.
I'm sure they didn't know what they were doing user
I mean clearly they didn't lol