What am I in for

What am I in for

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Even better than Caravan of Courage!

It's kind of dark for a kids show.
George rr martin saves drew Barrymore. There's a witch with nice tits I liked when I was 8 watching it.
The movie doesn't blame white people for its problems.
2.5/5

Direct to TV Mark Hamill

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Cool poster

Imagine being this guy and thinking this role will at least get you invited to cons

Given how much of a slum cons are I'm surprised he isn't invited. Actually I'm surprised they managed to write the Ewok movies out of existence. They couldn't do it with the Holiday Special.

This exists?

take that back

the two ewok movies are unironically the best star wars movies to come out post revenge of the jedi

le based diabeetus man

Hey guys whats going on in this thread?

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I like Caravan of Courage better.

i loved both the ewok movies and the not-drew-barrymore girl from them when i was a kid. also anyone else miss this little nigga?

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>revenge of the jedi
That's not a real film and you're a fake fan

He's not fucking around, this is objectively true. They're not really great movies, but they are fun and kinda campy. It's clearly a kids movie, but it's done 10x better than the new trilogy. Worth a watch, for sure.

It was originally titled, "Revenge of the Jedi". There's original movie posters with that title, it wasn't until the very last second before its release that they changed it, because they felt "revenge" was kind of antithetical to what jedi stand for. Then they threw that philosophical bullshit out the window when it came time for new movies.

better than being a fake woman, ahem

what was his fucking problem?

The Ewok movies are on Disney+, while the only thing surviving from the Holiday Special is the cartoon segment with Boba Fett.

The character was originally supposed to be animated, or early cgi'd or something, and looked like this, but Wilford Brimley complained about acting to a bunch of tennis balls on sticks, so they said fuck it and got a midget in a bad suit. That story alone makes the film worth it.

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>while the only thing surviving from the Holiday Special is the cartoon segment with Boba Fett.

my face when

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>what was his fucking problem?
well you see, teek, of the teek species, are extremely fast little fella's, fastest little fella's in the galaxy in fact, and because of that he has an insanely high metabolism and has to constantly be eating to remain alive so he HAS to steal your food, or he will die, he also likes having sex with underage ewok children but that is neither here nor there.