>breaks into your home in the middle of the night
>fucks your wife
>shoots you to death when you try to defend your home
>"He pulled first, I shot him!"
>(audience laughter, art rolls his eyes, every female on the show simultaneously cums)
Breaks into your home in the middle of the night
Julian Lee
Justin Wright
great show but damn i hated that fucking shit nigger title intro
Brody Diaz
RAYLAN GIVENS AS I LIVE AND BREATH
Chase Barnes
Should neo Nazis really be digging coal with cops?
Brody Bennett
Do the sniper dude and the hot negress ever get any more episodes, because if not I'm probably skipping this soap trash
Michael Williams
>We dug coal together
William Ward
>raylans ex just happens to be married to the biggest cuck in kentucky
>the whole part of him breaking into their fucking home is turned into a joke about "LOL he couldn't sleep like a pussy baby with a little pussy dick!!!!"
Eli Wood
I hoped the cuck husband would win tbqh
I really liked everything about this show except the romantic plots, at some point I just started skipping all scenes with Ava and what's her name ex-wife
Noah Gutierrez
He couldn't sleep because he was in deep with the dixie mafia and they were ready to start taking pieces off of him. Raylan's midnight break in had nothing to do with it.
Ethan Thomas
Damn really convenient how he's also a criminal that can be taken out to continue the will-they-wont-they woman plotline. Maybe the writers could have a meteor fall from the sky and crush and kill Winona's new boyfriend for the sequel series.
Xavier Ramirez
It was justified
Asher Young
fire in hole
Adrian Young
He wasn't a criminal. Why are you having so much difficulty following a simple story?
Jaxson Ross
You know what I mean you autistic faggot lol
Jason Gomez
just like in real life you could literally go away with rape if you attractive
Kevin Turner
I don't know what you mean because you keep describing something else other than what happens in the show.
Alexander Young
>in deep with the mob
>"DUHHHH BUT HES NOT CRIMINAL DURRRRR"
Because you're autistic and failed to understand my post ill say it again - how convenient that a giant schlub cuck living in the sterile suburbs who can't even tell his wife's ex to leave his home is suddenly involved with something that makes his character "expendable", while he's also a romantic rival to the main character
Cooper Brooks
It wasn't suddenly. It preceded the events of the show. You still haven't demonstrated an ability to follow a television show about cops and robbers.
Jaxon Perry
Yeah and Palpatine didn't just suddenly return, he made the slave population build his star destroyers and whatever, we got told in a flashback! Do you realize how retarded an argument you're making
Charles Diaz
>star wars reference, unprompted
Any Forums's law
Jace Campbell
My argument is that you can't follow a simple show based on the fact that you fail to accurately describe the show in literally every post you make on the topic. Your argument is that the show isn't nice enough to cuckolds. Not sure why you're so invested in how cuckolds are treated in television.
Adrian Wright
the intro is cool faggot
Aaron Flores
What a non-argument gorilla chest-beating, all because you are upset that I called you an invalid. Do you wear a white trilby in public and put your hand on your hip fixin' ta draw like Timmy? It's OK, you're on Any Forums, nobody will know.
Ryder Perez
You didn't call me an invalid. First you can't follow a tv show, now you can't follow this thread.
Levi White
based and seething
Ayden Bell
Are you a non-english speaker?
Robert Bailey
The "e" in English is capitalized. Please correct this in the future.
Caleb Lee
Its based how many times he shoots someone in this show
Justin Peterson
It's an honest question because it would be understandable for a non-english speaker to not understand invalid as a historical term for the mentally retarded
Jaxson Davis
this is your loser
this is your winner