Honestly bros, I am happy I was circumcised

An uncircumcised penis looks like an elephant's trunk.
Also my penis is hygenic, I don't have penis cheese.
Also I can pee hands free while uncircumcised have to pull the cover off before peeing.

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>Honestly bros, I am happy I had my fingernails removed
>Fingernails make fingers look like they're wearing caps or those dumb golfing visors or something
>Also my fingers are hygienic, they don't have grime getting stuck under them.
>Also I don't have to keep cutting them, no nail clippers for me, no sir! Think of all the money I just saved lmao

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You should cut your eyelids off too think of all the blinking you wont have to do anymore

I got circumcised a couple of weeks ago and I don't regret it but I only did it because I had to, you shouldn't have to.

Holly shit the cope

You will never do this
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phimosis?

Literally none of these are true.
I'm uncut and have a clean dick + can pee hands free

>Also my penis is hygenic, I don't have penis cheese.
I never understood this
Do you people not shower/wash?

>Honestly bros, I am happy I was circumcised
>An uncircumcised penis looks like an elephant's trunk.
>Also my penis is hygenic, I don't have penis cheese.
>Also I can pee hands free while uncircumcised have to pull the cover off before peeing.

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I love my purple uncut cock head

fuck you and your entire people for mutilating my dick

nice, is that yours?

Yes

nice, it's a very aesthetic peen
Do you get a lot of compliments on it?

Usually

>Also I can pee hands free while uncircumcised have to pull the cover off before peeing.
Do people actually do that?

no it's yet further copium that cutfags have to invent to deal with being mutilated, just like
>muh phimosis
>muh hygiene
>muh dick cheese

I don't really care either way but it's a bizarre thing to do in the first place

I'm uncut and I pee hands free sometimes

I mean if youre sitting I guess but otheriwise it goes all over the place

srs question have any of you cutbros seriously tried to ask your parents exactly why they went ahead and cut part of your dick off a week after you were born
i dont think theres a point in asking since it wont grow back but i am kind of disappointed in my dad for letting it happen to me

I mean the pulling off part. When I do that the stream becomes way too strong and I end up peeing all over my toilet.

Any act without consent is a crime. And this means that all American parents who do this are criminals. lol And crime only for blacks. lol

Size bro? It looks good. No homo of course

21cm