Tfw no medieval gf
Tfw no medieval gf
>tfw no sister gf
Anyachads....I kneel
Did she gain some weight back? I hate that coke fiend skeleton look she has had for a couple of years.
Ayy lmao
that's an alien
I don't know how she has time to eat
>theremin music starts playing
A sexy alien.
She's bulking
Nice. She looks 10x better with chubby cheeks.
This is just creepy.
She looks perfect here
she's the ugliest one there
just because she was 10?
That fuckugly thing belongs in an oven
Because she was barely 18.
Hello 60 year old lady
Post ending in
1. You get a kiss from her on the cheek
2. You get a big 5 second hug
3. You get to hold hands with her for a 5 minute walk and talk
4. You get to makeout with her for 5 minutes
5. She rubs your crotch for 10 seconds over the pants
6. She farts in your personal space and gives you time to breathe it in
7. You get to keep a used dirty pair of her underwear forever
8. You get a jar of her urine
9. You get to suck on her tits for 5 minutes
Dubs. You get 20 minutes of vaginal sex with her, but that is it
Trips. You get a weekend long sex session with her where she's your sex slave willing to do anything
Quads. You get her forever
0. You have to watch a black man fuck her in your bedroom
rolling for the black man
please god, if you exist give me quads
Pedo
checked
BBC or bust