I dare you to find a drink more kino than this
Vodka martini, shaken not stirred
Brody Hill
Nathaniel Long
You're supposed to stir it.
Adam Smith
coke and rum
Robert Sullivan
The customer is always right.
Juan King
Wouldn't it taste the same regardless of shaking or stirring though?
Lucas Howard
A manhattan
James Hughes
Three fingers a whiskey of your choice.
Chase Davis
you know you're dealing with a literal child when you hear it say "shaken not stirred", 007 literally removed cultural interest in stirred martinis as a concept and there literally only exist now shaken. it's like asking for for deli meat and specifying that you don't want any bones, people are just going to kind of nod like "yah ok retard"
Nicholas Torres
In theory vodka and vermouth have different relative densities so shaking it would make them mix together more thoroughly. In practice you wouldn't notice any difference.
Owen Allen
White Russian
Michael Morris
What if I want it with bones.
You gonna tell me it only comes boneless?
Brandon Richardson
>MOGS literally every alcoholic cocktail
>has a cheeky name
Aaron Gutierrez
Gin and milk. Gin and V8. Gin
Grayson Miller
>Vodka martini, shaken not stirred
Xavier Cruz
Was challenged to order this once by my mates. Pretty sure people only unironically drink this when they want to flex about their "refined drinking tastes", cannot believe anyone turns up at a bar thinking "fuck me i'd luv a vodka martini right about now"
Anthony Price
Make it Old Fashioned. Bourbon.
Cameron White
>The Sourtoe Cocktail is practically a rite of passage for visitors to Dawson City, Yukon. It's a simple drink (a shot of whiskey, usually Yukon Jack) with an unusual accompaniment: a mummified human toe.
Explain yourselves canucks
Jose Wright
The "normal Martini" is gin and vermouth. You are not supposed to shake gin as it "bruises" aka change the texture.
So bartenders apparently got used to stirring martinis, even when the guest ordered vodka, which does not "bruise", but shaking supposedly gives it a smoother combined texture.
At least that is the theory, I could not tell the difference.
Carson Garcia
based gin appreciator, r8 my list
Gins:
Hendricks Orbium > Drumshanbo > Hendricks > Roku > Beefeater > Bombay Sapphire > some special tanquerey I don't remember the name of > Rail
Tonic:
Fever Tree > Tonic Syrup and Club Soda > Schweppes > Canada Dry > no name from gas station > no name from bar soda gun
Add-ons:
Absinthe rinse > fresh lime > citrus bitters > dash of lime juice
Noah Wright
water and green tea are the most kino drinks
Justin Hill
Don't forget a nice helping of celery sticks