>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one random film with you.
Choose wisely...
I bring no films
fuck movies
'jak shelter
>choose
>random
80s scarface
a movie called How To Put The Sun Back In Orbit 101
then save earth ,BOOM next.
>luckily
Jodorowsky's version of Dune
doesnt exist
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST USE ME AS A SHELTER FROM A NUCLEAR BOMB
The Sun doesn't orbit Earth. Earth orbits the Sun.
'bstract 'jak on the 'log
If it's a random film how can you choose?
Castaway
The sun shall have to wait then
If I'm choosing the film its not exactly random, is it? You fucking retarded zoomer plebbit nigger.
That was obviously bait
>sun
>orbit
>bunker doing fuckall if sun "crashes into" (absolutely crushes) earth
You did this on purpose, fuck your thread
>50 years
>one(1) movie
I can't imagine a movie I'd like enough to endure being stuck with it in a room for 50 fucking years, I'll just go outside and take my chances until the sun regains its orbit around the Earth.
>sun crashes into earth
>everything including bunker is destroyed
>only films launched into deep space survive
Considering these facts I bring Baby Driver or the Emoji movie
Never fails
Thank you for your service. O7