If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Assbender.
If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Assbender
If Michael Fassbender were a made of sand he would've been Michael Glassbender.
If Michael Fassbender were a tranny he would've been Michael Genderbender.
Why does he have to be gay?
If Michael Fassbender were from the UK he would've been Michael Lassbender.
If Michael Fassbender were a landscaper he would've been Michael Grassmender.
If Michael Fassbender were a gay bottom prostitute he would've been Michael Asslender.
If Michael Fassbender were a Michael Fassbender he would've been Michael Fassbender.
If Michael Fassbender were a healing priest with AoE abilities he would've been Michael Massmender.
If Michael Fassbender hit another car he would've been Michael Fenderbender.
If Michael Fassbender were a nelk fan he would've been Michael Fullsender
If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Sassblender.
If Michael Fassbender were a trumpet playing metalsmith he would've been Michael Brassbender
If Michael Fassbender were a garbageman he would've been Michael Trashpicker.
If Michael Fassbender was bad with money, he would be Michael Masspender
If Michael Fassbender were to suck a dick he would've been a faggot
If Michael Fassbender were a kike he would be Michael Cashlender
If Michael Fassbender was the main robot in Futurama he would be bender
If Michael Fassbender were a mick he would've been Michael O'Malley.
If Michael fuckface
damn son
>not Michelle
you had one job
If Michael Fassbender were a super villain who wanted to destroy jazz he would've been Michael Jazzender.
If Michael Fassbender were a garbage based superhero he would be Michael Trashfender