If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Assbender

If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Assbender.

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If Michael Fassbender were a made of sand he would've been Michael Glassbender.

If Michael Fassbender were a tranny he would've been Michael Genderbender.

Why does he have to be gay?

If Michael Fassbender were from the UK he would've been Michael Lassbender.

If Michael Fassbender were a landscaper he would've been Michael Grassmender.

If Michael Fassbender were a gay bottom prostitute he would've been Michael Asslender.

If Michael Fassbender were a Michael Fassbender he would've been Michael Fassbender.

If Michael Fassbender were a healing priest with AoE abilities he would've been Michael Massmender.

If Michael Fassbender hit another car he would've been Michael Fenderbender.

If Michael Fassbender were a nelk fan he would've been Michael Fullsender

If Michael Fassbender were a gay he would've been Michael Sassblender.

If Michael Fassbender were a trumpet playing metalsmith he would've been Michael Brassbender

If Michael Fassbender were a garbageman he would've been Michael Trashpicker.

If Michael Fassbender was bad with money, he would be Michael Masspender

If Michael Fassbender were to suck a dick he would've been a faggot

If Michael Fassbender were a kike he would be Michael Cashlender

If Michael Fassbender was the main robot in Futurama he would be bender

If Michael Fassbender were a mick he would've been Michael O'Malley.

If Michael fuckface

damn son

>not Michelle
you had one job

If Michael Fassbender were a super villain who wanted to destroy jazz he would've been Michael Jazzender.

If Michael Fassbender were a garbage based superhero he would be Michael Trashfender