If Keanu Reeves was selling furniture the brand would be called Ikeanu

If Keanu Reeves was selling furniture the brand would be called Ikeanu.

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No it would be named John Wicker.

unfortunately there is no upvote system here

you suck, op

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Granny fucker lmao, he can't get prime cunny with all his money?

>le wholesome reddit man

wholesome 100

kys

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>Keanu is ten years older than that woman

certified Keanu big chungus wholesome 100 moment

I, Keanu

Sequel to I, Robot

Much like the Matrix which also had robots. Perhaps it takes place in the Matrixverse

The robots transform into furniture or something. Thoughts?

If Keanu Reeves were a stoner he would be called Keanu Reever

iKeanu. It's about a smart office chair that gains sentience. After smelling butts for too long iKeanu starts murdering office workers in creative ways.

Keanu has some premium tastes in women.

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Nice, I like it. And the office chair is played by Keanu Reeves, correct?

If Keanu Reeves ran a beauty salon it would be called Keanu Weaves.

He does the voice over. First part of the moment is just describing the people who sit down on him. At one point he starts getting more and more perverted about office sluts.

Kino

He looks younger than his mom, wtf.

I always forget about their relationship, thank you.

If Keanu Reeves was selling butt plugs the brand would be called KeAnus