Do you see those two weevils, Any Forums? Which would you choose?

Do you see those two weevils, Any Forums? Which would you choose?

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The lesser of the two weevils.

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Clearly the largest, I need it for my salad

They both appear to be identical, I don't see why I have to choose one.

If you had to choose. If you were forced to make a choice.

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Just watched this last night, I knew it was coming and still had a hearty laugh with the rest of the lads. I wish I was born during the Golden Age of sailing, bros.

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I choose the smaller one
Can't wait to stick it in my arsehold

What would happen if the doctor chose the smaller one?

Master & Commander would probably just say "Good, then you know one must always choose the lesser of two weevils"

do sailors really eat maggoty bread?

he would've have made a different marvel quip

no, that was the orcs

>the lesser of two weevils
american humor

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Sometimes for three days back to back.

bri'ish 'umour

Life at sea was hard.

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why do anons only watch the one film instead of reading or listening to the 20 books?

>listen to a book
You heathen.

if it was that hard, why did he waste perfectly good weevils?

She has a weird head.

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For three stinkin' days.

No woman could ever hope to understand this joke