How tf did I end up here again??

I told the ticket-man I wanted to go see the new Spiderman 99, starring Hunter Chalamet. He said I had to pass the virginity dunkaroo test and I keep on failing :( all these niglets keep jumping on me

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You just got yourself mixed up in a drug/money laundry operation, user

It's where capeshitters belong. The niggers are more human than you. And his name is Robert, you bastard!

Whats up with those deformed steves on the background

why is there a creche in the cinema?

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lol

underrated post

>finally escaped the popcorn mines
>fall into the ball pit and now have to face the trials of toddlers

I just wanted to watch The Batman

Those plastic balls will literally never get washed. It's too much work to properly wash each individual ball so people don't bother. That means every time a kid drools, or pisses, or vomits, or bleeds on, or anything on the balls, the germs stay there forever. Every ball pit is like a pool of disease. And millennial adults jump into them for fun.

>I just wanted to kill another David Lynch kino thread by posting several capeshit threads

Remember, nobody but the child of ras al Gul has ever escaped the ball pit

Tbf, I've paid women to drool and piss into my mouth.

>Cinema bouncer wont let me enter the cinema showers

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>nooo you can't do anything risky because you mightget exposed to pathogens!
>we must live completely sterile lives and wrap ourselves up in bubble wrap in case we fall over

Couples only

wtf, i only go there for anonymous gay sex this is unfair

>kinoplex security kicks me out of the cinema casino for counting cards at blackjack

>day 497 of my enslavement on the synthetic “I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!”™ pipeline
>an ICEE© blizzard has delayed the supply buckets, forcing us onto half crab leg rations
life is hell, and I fear it will have no after credits scene

Kek

Proof that gays can't feel true love

>Undercover security comes to me
>"Hey pal, have you seen Inland Empire?"
>"Y- yes"
>Asks me questions about the meaning, then proceeds to ask about other Lynch movies
>Cant answer to jis satisfaction
>He says
>"LISTEN EVERYBODY I GUESS WE HAVE SOMEONE WHO GOT L Y N C H E D HERE"
>everybody in the kinoplex looks at me
>They scream "LYNCHED" "LYNCHED" "LYNCHED" while driving me out of the kinoplex while throwing peanuts and popcorn at me

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