Do we have all the Jewish movie executives here? We do? Great. Let's begin the meeting

Do we have all the Jewish movie executives here? We do? Great. Let's begin the meeting.

Movie about Napoleon starring Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon. How do we make it pozzed? Let's hear your ideas, team.

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Considering it's Ridley, it will probably be very anti-Christian.

Napoopan will have a gay lover.
There'll be a strong female character, she'll disguise herself as a man to join the army, then others will find out she's actually a woman but they let her stay and fight because of whatever bullshit. During a tense moment she'll break into the commander's tent and show those stupid huwite men how to strategise and win the battle.
Lots of blacks and arabs in the French army.
Russians will all be pale and blue eyed, they'll also do cartoonishly evil things like burning down entire villages and laughing maniacally as they execute and torture civilians (who are all POC's)

Start by casting a Jew as Napoleon

focus the story on his conflict with Thomas Alexander Dumas

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Render it a semi-comedic Tarantino-style revenge porn that has a Haitian rebel assassinate the Emperor in some overdrawn fashion.

God you retards literally make shit up to be angry about.

Ridley has yet to make a single good movie in his career.

Hit the nail on the head

hit le nail on le head

>Lots of blacks and arabs in the French army.
while ignoring GEneral Dumas, the one real historically accurate and documented case.

Story will focus on noble Haitian slaves and portray Napoleon as a sexual predator. Every white male will be a bloodthirty rapist. Josephine ends up taking a Black Lover to spite Napoleon.

>Josephine ends up taking a Black Lover to spite Napoleon.
After having watched Versailles this doesn't even seem that unlikely.

Marshal Ney will be black. General Dumas will never be shown on screen, either he'll be mentioned once or completely ignored.

imagine how kino this would be:
>rod stiegers body dug up and used as napoleon on his deathbed in st helena

Napoleon ends up repenting from his colonialist ways and converting to Islam

the reality is that he ditched her because she was too old to bear him children.

Hurrr to the fucking durr

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Blew it with the subplot about the mistress. Completely unnecessary.

He was actually faithful to her originally. He was an inexperienced quasi-virgin and he truly loved his milf waifu. Meanwhile she was cucking him left and right, all the time. He was the last person in Paris to find out, but when he did he never forgave her. He only stayed with her after she begged him crying on her knees, and started taking one mistress after another while she remained faithful from then on.

It will totally ignore the parallels between the madness of the French Revolution and today. Josephine will be a strong womyn instead of a slutty slam piece.

Napoléon WAS proto-globohomo. Taking down all monarchies in Europe and instigating all the pozzed institutions in France.

>Le Monarchs are good
Kek

He was an arrogant ass.

>Napoleon Bonaparte once taunted a Catholic cardinal by threatening: “Your Eminence, are you not aware that I have the power to destroy the Catholic Church?” To which the cardinal quipped: “Your Majesty, we Catholic clergy have done our best to destroy the Church for the last eighteen hundred years. We have not succeeded, and neither will you.

They are. Someday you may reach maturity and with it that very conclusion.

The jews literally hated him and still do. The banks ganged up on him for trying to find a peaceful answers to the jq. He was proto-Hitler.

He spread the concept of nationalism across Europe. He was the anti-globohomo. There's a reason the Rothschilds decided they had to defeat him at any cost.

kek based cardinal

I honestly don't care. Subversive little rat crowned himself.