>tfw it's the early 2000s and you're desperately searching every category in the comcast ondemand menu in the hopes that you'll find some titties
It was a magical time. No modern faps can ever compete.
Tfw it's the early 2000s and you're desperately searching every category in the comcast ondemand menu in the hopes that...
Jack Gomez
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Colton Jones
My Spectrum cable box had this look until just a few weeks ago when they had to replace it because the closed captions stopped working
The new look is absolutely trash, slow as almighty fuck and half the buttons on the remote don't even work anymore. Bullshit.
Connor Edwards
>waiting an hour to download some low-res music video of Christina Aguilera or Britney Spears to fap to after catching a bit of it on TV
Matthew Miller
>when the free trial of HBO and Cinemax kick in again
James Powell
OnDemand had a "dating" section where I guess they would set up booths in malls and ask people if they wanted to film themselves asking for dates. I was fascinated by this shit, it was cringe kino years before YouTube existed.
This one is pretty well known: youtu.be
Blake Edwards
He's actually not bad looking at all. Too bad about the extreme autism, but nowadays he could probably land a nerdy anime fan Asian gf.
Leo Gray
>that free movie section with 1950s strip tease and exploitation movies
Many faps were had
Jonathan Smith
>Premium Channels > HBO > Real Sex
Isaiah Gray
>it's the early 2000s, you are a dumb teenager and you have internet access and kazaa
Hunter Davis
>delete from watch history
Mission accomplished
Lincoln Fisher
Limitations and scarcity made the hunt for a good fap so much more satisfying back then.
Blake Allen
Are you me? I would fast forward through any mature looking movie for a whiff of some tittays
Caleb Cook
thank god it's over. /next
Aiden Richardson
>he could probably land a nerdy anime fan Asian gf
You make it sound like it's easy
It's the complete opposite in the social media age
Hunter Phillips
Cinemax had the highest tier softcore shit, which I enjoyed way more than real porn. The teasing and soft lighting was way hotter to me back then.
Parker King
watching TV was so much fun back then
Jose Roberts
Yup. I used to have to set up a whole rig of assorted remotes, a vhs that I then ran my shitty dvd player through just to watch a porno ive seen a million times, then waiting until all was clear was another issue.
Henry Bennett
>instead 13 year olds are now going to pornhub and watching 'brutal skullfuck rapethroat episode 20' and nobody is talking about how this might be problematic
Brandon Foster
>that time when you discover the 10pm anime movies on the scifi channel are completely uncensored
a 12 year old should not watch ninja scroll, demon city or kite
Joshua Cruz
I accidentally got cultured by watching foreign films on late-night tv waiting for something to bait to...the only one I remember specifically is the one where some guy tells Penelope Cruz her tits taste like ham.
Nicholas Morales
I used to get off to that old lady talking about sex educational and stuff like condoms that was on after hours
I don't like to remember
Nathaniel Allen
Lol same. Lain also freaked me the absolute fuck out and I would have trouble sleeping after watching it but I was fascinated
Matthew Jones
>some semblance of free market regulation comes down on porn sites
>normies on the internet: not my heckin PornHub having to verify their content!
The kids are doomed. Softcore tits, rarely bush, and bare asses is nothing compared to the shit these kids are consuming from day one. And their parents are too busy cooming in the other room to stop Brayden from watching the shit unlike our parents who'd be reeeing if they thought we saw some heavy petting on Cinemax.
Andrew Reyes
Sue Johanson.