How do you go from this

What went wrong?

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Ode to Emma Watson

I would dive into a pool of rusty nails and New Delhi sewer water while a rabid hamster is clamped on to my nutsack for dear life just to be mauled by a pack of rottweilers after I crawl out of the pool just to sit in the same chair her mother did back in her 5th grade english class

I would drive a bulldozer through 5 orphanages just so i could snort her fathers pubes through a crackpipe on my son's graduation

I would let my balls be attacked by one thousand hornets for 10 years just to eat a cookie that was made by a baker who sees her walk by his bakery most days of the week.

I would let 100 black anaconda'd men run a train on me, call me Danger Boy, bukkaki in a 10 gallon jug in which i will consume over a course of 2 hours just so i can get a taste of the poop of the girl who have had touched the receipt that she handed to her during her shift at hooters.

I would insert barbed wire into my dick hole, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from her home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that she'd make an appointment with me and I get to inspect her toenails.

I love Emma, and I always will

this shit gives me existential anxiety. our youth is fading, soon we will be boomers and time will move even faster. in a couple decades we will be geriatric and we'll be lucky if we die quick before the mental issues begin.

how many times are you going to make the same fucking thread tranny

You fuckers are destroying Watson, like you did with Ellion Page, one bad looking pose and you'll fuckin meme her into chopping her tits off.

When will she off herself?

His name is Emmet now. Emmet Watson.

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first thread im seeing

Is this real?

she'll be getting the Kardashian makeover

She's doing something.
Nobody ages this badly naturally.

Good. Emitt is done. To quell toxic masculinity she must become it.

You can hang on to your youth a lot longer than you think if you take care of yourself. Trannies always hit the wall harder than anything else, which is what Emma Watson is.

it's called being a brit

Did actresses cut their hair short to keep Harvey Weinstein away from them or did Harvey ask them to cut it short so that other men would lose interest in them or maybe even perhaps Harvey actually had a short hair fetish.

She looks like Iggy Pop lol